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Have...have I been eating rotisserie chicken wrong? How else are you supposed to get all the meat if you don't use your hands?? Am I supposed to just leave perfectly good chicken on the bone just because a fork or knife can't get to it????
"if you're going to eat that rotisserie chicken please do it in an area where none of us can see" you hate me. you hate me because i have different eating habits than you and you want me to STARVE
Safiya Nygaard is one of my favorite youtubers and her recent Yankee candle video inspired me to create this!
Please welcome, Sir Nygaard, loyal knight of the crustious kingdom!
My favorite bit of this is the crusty flag (rip❤️)
I have decided I am only going to take the most unflattering and frankly terrible photos of my pets, example A is as follows;
Please meet my sweet boy prince!
My pup astro has one real fucked up eye and he always reminds me of the tell tale heart
Alright, feel free to tell me I'm dumb for thinking this or not but it really looks like Emily has horns because of the shadows behind her and I'm wondering if this is on purpose or just a little accident that's lead me on a false trail
Maybe I'm being a bit hopeful here but when alastor says the line "died for his friends" for a moment it felt like he was saying he wanted to. Like for one second he considered staying and fighting Adam even if it was a losing battle because he thought the others wouldn't be able to take him down either. He obviously didn't do that but I feel like he thought about it for one single second and now he is losing his mind cause he absolutely does not want to care about these people but it looks like that train is leaving the station.
Alastor is being dragged kicking and screaming into love and he is furious about it
My little brother is my favorite critter in the whole world because tonight for absolutely no reason other then he wanted he convinced our mom and made a charcuterie board. He is 12 and I adore this little weird creature who expresses all his newest obsessions with whole hearted love and joy.
Being seen can make you rageful
Being seen can make you feel loved
Being seen can be about exploitation
Being seen can be about understanding but not intruding
Being seen can be both the most wonderful and most horrifying thing to ever happen to you, and it all depends on who sees you
Nope has caused a physical shift somewhere deep in my soul and I am not ok
OK, so.
I have rewatched Nope in a quiet room with no interupptions as God (Jordan peele) intended and I have some new opinions on some characters specifically Jupe so buckle up motherfuckers cause this is all I'm going to talk about for quite awhile!
The first time I watched the movie I hated Jupe and thought he was a egotistical moron who doomed himself and everyone he loved for another chance at fame but on the second rewatch I realized that I felt nothing but pity for him.
Jupe was a traumatized child til the very end and was never able to move on from the Gordy's home incident. He had to believe he was chosen or special because if he didn't then that meant he survived unscathed for no reason other then a tablecloth and and good timing and that truly would have broken him more then the truma ever could.
From that point on that was all he was because he could never move past it to the point where he got all the pieces of his personality and brand from before the Gordy incident, because he genuinely did not know how to move away from it, so he just...didn't. He recycled these pre written parts from his past to be his future, the western theme and the over the top cowboy persona, for God's sake the costumes his kids wore were just old camera reels on monkey bodies (a detail I never would have pieced together with scrolling through the nope tag)
The parallels between childhood Jupe looking at Gordy through the tablecloth to adult jupe looking at Jean Jacket was the final moment where I decided he wasn't a character meant to be hated, he's a character meant to be pitited. He has always been a scared kid both outrunning his past and chasing it in this never ending cycle who finally found out that he wasn't chosen or special or magic. He was saved by a table cloth once, but once was all he got.
I've been watching one piece lately and it's caused me to have an interesting dream. Sanji was super mad at Robin and Nami for doing something dangerous and life threatening for a dumb reason so he ended up hit both of them in the head and yelling at them to never scare him like that again and that he loves them and doesn't want to lose them and the girls started crying and everyone hugged.
It was very sweet and I want someone to write this now
I just watched Jordan peele's nope for the first time tonight and the longer I have thought about it the deeper I love I am falling. It's a western horror reverse horse girl movie with what is most certainly the most graphic and disturbing vore scene that has ever been filmed as well as a social commentary about the abuse and down right neglect that animals and poc have faced in the film industry since the literal beginning of film. I am watching again tomorrow alone and with a much closer eye to find what I have most certainly missed
I'm a slut for cottage core gingerbread houses so I made one!
Dedicated to my favorite bitchy Irish farmer, Ronan Lynch 💙💙💙
A very important question. Could jon potentially feed off of reddit posts?
Louise taking all of Tina's,candy for a full size bar and then giving her candy back when she saw she was sad is so cute, I love all the details you find in the end cards!
I started one piece a few weeks ago and I've decided to make it my entire personality
I need some help from some old gods fans, tonight was the Morgantown leg of the tour and I went but I ended up having a panic attack and had to leave the show early cause I just couldn't make myself go back in (I had my dad there with me and he helped me calm down and reassured me there was no shame in leaving early) but I still really wanna know what the rest of the show had to offer, I left right as the new granny underwood story started.
I understand if someone can't tell me everything but I'd really appreciate knowing what happened next, thanks family!
I keep seeing more and more super dope fanart and its making me want to re-read the raven cycle and hyper analyze ever interaction like it's my reason to breath
My favorite part of seeing the bobs burgers movie in theaters was the collective audible disgust when the teeth fell into Louise's mouth! I love the human experience of everyone feeling the same gut churning disgust in a fun delightful way!
My favorite moment of the substitute teacher was her asking if it was important and then fully committing herself to making it happen. I love her more then words can say
Holy shit. Ben & Jerry's aren't fucking around
Im re-watching season 7 of bobs burgers and just noticed Bob made a little gingerbread linda and behind her little gingerbread gene, louise, and tina❤❤❤ he is truly the best TV dad!!
I'm watching the SpongeBob movie an I'm just now realizing that the real villain was King Neptune all along
Vote for donnie! He's a menace to society and I love him please!
I got bored and made mushroom critters! The ghost butt mushroom is my favorite
Sometimes I wonder if Matthias and Kaz would have bonded over magic tricks. Matty always seemed so fascinated with the slight of hand kaz could do so i like to think kaz would have showed him a trick or two, of course not all of them, if they'd had more time
Yeeeeaaahhhhh, he's a weird kid
I made a transmutation circle for my little brothers 10th birthday, how'd I do?