Third base is getting stabbed in the stomach and slumping forward with your chin on their shoulder and blood dripping from your mouth
Being in the intermission fandom is being actively okay with the fact that every single character is morally fucked up, and not a single one of them are good people. Amen.
Ik she totally pulled that on the trolls. Earth C accidentally has it as an actual thing cause she refused to say it was a joke
What was that one fake tumblr disease about having purple eyes and no body hair PLS RESPOND ASAP
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What was that one fake tumblr disease about having purple eyes and no body hair PLS RESPOND ASAP
How do I explain to normal people at my job that tomorrow is the biggest holiday of the year but only on this one website
"every possible kind of content can be found on the internet" yeah sure except for the One fucking thing I'm looking for. why does no one want to talk about the One Singular thing I'm looking for. but yeah other than that everything is on here.
Two weeks until the Ides of March!
you would fuck that old man. i would fuck that old man. we are the same. hold my hand
not an ask, I just vibe heavily with your pfp and I think itβs cool π«΅
Thanks!!!!!!! A friend made it for me lolz, ur pfp is totally cool too!!!
Why is he giving me the same look a guilty dog does
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Columbo is always a game of cat and mouse where the mouse thinks it's the cat and the cat pretends he's a mouse π«±π«±
whenev3r someone dowsnt like aranea its like oh my godddd god forbid women do anything and when someone likes aranea in the wrong way its like oh my goddddd please let women do things
I HATE people who hate romcoms!!! Youβre not cool or different or more complex because you refuse to sit through a funny chick-flick. I get it if romcoms arent your favorite genre but deciding you hate them because theyβre too βclicheβ and βcheesyβ makes you SOOOO ANNOYING. THEYRE SUPPOSED TO BE CLICHE AND CHEESY. BECAUSE MOST OF THEM ARE SELF AWARE ENOUGH TO UNDERSTAND THAT THEYRE BEING STUPID AND THATS THE JOYS OF A ROMCOM.
And saying that you enjoy horror more over romcoms literally makes me rip out my hair!!!!! Omg youβre sooooooooo cool and deep and interesting for wanting to see someoneβs face get ripped off by an oily buff monster man- SHUT UPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!! IDC!!!!! Romcoms atleast have some lesson you learn by the end of the movie about caring about others or that heβs just not that into you and that itβs fine!!!! Iβm not saying most horror movies also donβt have lessons and what not- but hating on a romcoms for the same reason you love a horror movie LITERALLY KILLS ME!!!!
Anyways, my fav Romcom is either Ghost of Girlfriends past or The Proposal <33333
Uhhh analyze deez nutz
Bathroom sriracha.
i think if someone says "um well i see him as transmasc βΊοΈ" unprompted anytime you bring up a transfem headcanon they should give you $500
official elon musk hate post reblog to hate like to hate reply to hate
My sister studies medieval Europe and other medieval stuff that idek but earlier she just stated βI think the medieval people shouldβve had Madonnaβ and of course I went βthey did have Madonnaβ and she was like βoh yeah Hildegard of Bingenβ βthe Virgin Mary is Madonnaβ and she just started crying in disappointment.
@araneaserketrystoohard
trying to look through my tag and its all fucking gamkar im pissed the fuck off
Since you do shipping sprites I shall request Galora hihi
HOMESTUCK THOERY:
HORSE THEORY:
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Yβall talk about power couples yβall ever see these two they fr said till death do us part and werenβt even together!!!
itβs so important to follow people on tumblr who watch tv shows that you do not watch because sometimes they will put gifsets of beautiful women on your dash and you get to look at them
the fact that Andrew Hussie was a massive goddamn egg while writing Homestuck should come as no surprise when you think for half a second about her work's take on what masculinity means.
the ultimate villain of Homestuck is a grotesque caricature of masculinity powered by raw sexual energy composed of characters in the comic who have an fucked relationship to masculinity in the first place.
are you in hate with me
a few columbo holding dog moments iβm obsessed with
ROSE LALONDE DAY ROSE LALONDE DAY