My Brains More Like One Of Those Machines In Pool Locker Rooms That You Put Wet Swim Clothes In. It Violently

Commander Tartar from Splatoon 2 has read Beowulf multiple times and no I will not elaborate.

I put way too much effort into this (yes it’s traced I’m not drawing all of this by hand.)

Also idk who made the original meme sry

I feel like causing general chaos *eats pop tarts when I was specifically told to finish the cereal for breakfast*

The only ship I support is Sir Danvers x Henry’s cane

Honestly don’t trust a lot of the Gothic Lit fandom so like, don’t bother following me if you excuse or ship gross ships in Gothic lit. Including: Elizabeth/Victor Frankenstein, Victor/The Creature, Jekyll/Hyde, Dracula/Mina, Dracula/Lucy, Dracula/Renfield, and Dracula/Jonathan.

 And don’t follow if you excuse any of these things either, this includes if you interact with people who actively ship these things too.

Oh hey look it’s the guy I draw between Jekyll and Hyde shitposts!

Hyde rarely sleeps, but when he does he does that deep sleep thing cats do in random places and scares all the lodgers cause they think he just dropped dead until someone shakes him really hard and he snaps awake like nothing ever happened.

Jekyll and Hyde fans are like the Jojo fans of Victorian literature. Anyway have you read the book it’s really good seriously you have to rea-

How dare you two have a conversation without me even though I have nothing to do with said conversation and wasn’t even initially included

https://youtu.be/vBX9SCtDrxs

Watch

Please

it's raccoons

They are purring

It's not me this time

OH MY GOODNESS

OH MY GOD

WHY THEY DO THAT

WHAT

Petition to give Frankenstein’s monster a genuine name. I’m sick of getting the two confused.

And, to help with the cause, I have prepared a couple possible names

Stitchy

Frank jr.

OH GOD WHAT IS THAT

Steve

I like a few Stanley parable posts and now my tumblr is just filled with bucket memes. Cant say I’m complaining, of course. I love the bucket.