If The Marauders Texted, This Is What It Would Look Like.

Ok this is such a cool picture I couldn't help but post it 😛 @ viria.tumblr.com

Okay tommorow is officially Jily death day so instead of going trick-or-treating imma just be sobbing in the corner like i do every halloween

Don’t worry, Nearly-Headless Nick is not forgotten I will incorporate his headlessness sometime into my sobfest 

Wanna Join?

McGonagall: (about a biography assignment) It doesn't have to be somebody famous, just somebody real. Anybody you like and respect.

James: Anybody?

McGonagall: Anybody.

Sirius: Absolutely anybody?

McGonagall: Absolutely anybody.

James: I pick Sirius!

Sirius: I pick James!

Lily: You know, you walked right into that.

McGonagall: I did, didn't I?

Peter *looking at a map*: god, it's a barren, featureless desert out there, isn't it?

James: the other side, Peter.

Sirius falls into a rabbit hole when he discovers Brittany Spears and her early life. Feels a kinship with her as being constantly under their parents thumbs, and he gets sad to see she is still legally under that thumb as an adult.

heLLO YES AND THANK YOU

Bitches be obsessed with a group of fictional friends that grew up too fast in the middle of a war in the 1970’s at Hogwarts and raised hell and laughed and spent nights under the full moon in pure selflessness and loved each other without limit because they were home to each other. It’s me, I’m bitches.

"What's this?" Lily asked aloud, picking up the folded piece of parchment from the floor. It was blank on both sides. She tried prodding it with her wand, but nothing happened.

"Specialis Revelio!" she whipered.

Again, nothing happened.

Frustrated, Lily tried speaking to it instead. "My name is Lily Evans."

At once, jet black writing began spreading across the map. Lily squinted to try and make out the words.

Mr. Moony would like to ask Lily if she could put the map down now before things get crazy.

Mr. Padfoot would like to tell Lily not to put the map down because he's quite looking forward to Mr. Prongs pooping his pants.

Mr. Moony would like to tell Mr. Padfoot to be quiet.

Mr. Wormtail would like to tell Lily that her hair looks nice today and would also like to ask if Mr. Prongs is doing okay.

Mr. Prongs is not doing okay.

Mr. Padfoot would like to ask Lily if she could find this piece of parchment more often.

Mr. Prongs would like to say that Mr. Padfoot is an arse and would also like to ask Lily if she has ever had feelings for a lad named James Potter.

Mr. Mooony would like to slam his head against the wall.

What is going on? Lily wondered as more writing appeared on the surface of the map.

Mr. Wormtail still thinks that Lily should put this parchment down and walk away.

Mr. Prongs does not want Lily to put this down as he's still waiting for an answer about that whole James Potter thing.

Mr. Padfoot is having the time of his life.

Mr. Padfoot would also like to add that this James fellow seems like an awful human being that smells like dung. Or, at least, that's Mr. Padfoot's impression.

Mr. Prongs would like to tell Mr. Padfoot to SHUT UP.

Mr. Moony apologizes to Lily.

Mr. Prongs would like to say that James Potter is in fact a wonderful bloke and Mr. Prongs has heard that James would make a wonderful boyfriend.

Mr. Padfoot thinks Mr. Prongs is good at being subtle.

Mr. Prongs thinks Mr. Padfoot should go shove his head up his abnormally large arse.

hii im so sorry ive been inactive lately!!! just preparing for college :) i have a jily fic up my sleeves that i am insanely excited to share with u all very soon, and i will say that it’s based off of my favorite audrey hepburn movie (roman holiday, 1953). hope u all are staying safe and healthy! love u <3

Lily walked as briskly as she could to the library, her shoes making slight scuff marks on the floor. She quickly entered the library and started browsing through the shelves, not having any particular book in mind. Then it hit her.

She walked up to Madam Pince and asked, "Can I have a copy of The Tales of Beedle the Bard, please?"

Madam Pince nodded curtly and disappeared behind a long row of dusty bookshelves, leaving Lily to stand awkwardly by herself. Five minutes later the librarian appeared again, this time clutching a large and dusty book. Lily nodded gratefully and sat down at a table to read. Ah, to be able to sit in the library was a miracle in itself, with its quiet atmosphere and shelves filled with books waiting to be read —

"All right there, Evans?"

Lily put the book down and groaned. She buried her head in her hands. "Go away, Potter," she mumbled. "I am not in the mood to talk to you."

"What did I do?" James asked innocently, throwing his hands up in the air. "Here I am, minding my own business, just trying to check out a book, and you suddenly decide to just verbally attack me!"

"I did not!" Lily yelled hotly, forgetting the fact that she was in the library.

Madam Pince glared at both of them. "Shhh!" she said, raising her finger to her lips.

Lily sent Madam Pince an apologetic glance before saying curtly, "Go away, Potter."

To Lily's dismay, however, James took a seat at her table, a charismatic grin on his face. "You can't get rid of me that easily," he said with a cocky grin.

"Stop bothering me!" Lily hissed in frustration. "I just want to read!"

"Why, though?" James asked casually, leaning back in his chair. One of the legs of the chair was tipping precariously. Half of Lily hoped he would fall, but the other half didn't.

"Why what?" Lily said.

"Why do you read so much? It's a beautiful day; go outside!"

"You sound like my mum, Potter."

"Wouldn't you rather call me 'Daddy?'" he asked with a sly grin on his face.

"No," Lily said dully, not realizing the true meaning behind his words at first. When she did, however, she smacked him on the arm. "You're a real arse, Potter."

"Why yes," James said with a sly grin on his face. "My arse is quite real."

"Yeah, real stupid."

James chose to ignore this. "So, Evans," he said with a grin, casually propping his chin up with his hands. "Will you go out with me?"

"No," Lily answered firmly.

"Why?"

"I said no. Honestly, you'd think you would have gotten used to this answer by now."

"Why?"

"Because, Potter, I don't think it's a good idea," Lily said, exasperated.

"Why?"

"Because. . . because. . . I already have a boyfriend!" Lily invented wildly.

"Oh really?" James asked placidly, raising his eyebrow. "What's his name?"

"Richard. . . Richard Murphy!" Lily lied, her fingers crossed under the table. She had gotten the name from one of her childhood Muggle friends.

James raised an eyebrow. "Richard? You mean the one from Ravenclaw?"

"Wha — yeah!" Lily said, seizing the excuse with relief. "Yes! The one from Ravenclaw!"

"Oh. Well, he's right there," James said, pointing to a nearby table at which a sixth-year Ravenclaw was reading. "Go talk to him."

Lily blanched, but the choices were clear: it was either embarrassing herself in front of a random Ravenclaw, or admitting to James that she had lied to him. So Lily gathered up all her courage, stood up, and walked to the table where 'Richard Murphy' was studying at. She sat down at the table.

“Hi," she said with a friendly smile, aware that James was still watching her. "How's it going?"

The Ravenclaw looked up from his book with a slightly annoyed expression. "Do I know you?"

Lily was aware that James was laughing at her from the other table. "No," Lily muttered, embarrassed. "I just wanted to say hi."

The Ravenclaw returned to his book as Lily picked up her books and left the table, red-faced. Why did I think that would work?

"So," James said, smirking, "did you have a good time with Richard? Was he nice?"

Lily groaned and put her head in her hands. "I detest you, Potter."

James grinned. "I know." His expression then became unfathomable. "Why did you lie to me about having a boyfriend?"

"Because, Potter," Lily said, annoyed, "I don't want to go out with you, and I wasn't sure how else to get you to stop asking me."

"Fine. And I'll be generous and forgive your lie if you will be kind enough to forgive my lie," James said.

Lily was confused. "What's your lie?"

James pointed at the Ravenclaw reading in the corner. "That boy's name is David."

Lily's mouth dropped open. James leaned back, smirking.

"I win," he said smugly.

Lily had to resist the urge to scream. "I hate you, Potter!" she hissed.

"Why?"

"Because you made me look like a bloody fool!"

"No, I'm pretty sure you did that on your own."

Lily laughed involuntarily, then shoved James. "Shut up, Potter. I'm supposed to be mad at you."

"You could never stay mad at me," James said innocently, fluttering his eyelashes.

"Yes, I can."

"I'm going somewhere where my presence is appreciated," James said in a heavy voice, standing up. Lily thought she saw a small trace of a smile on his face before he left. She returned to her book, grinning for no absolute reason.

Before the Marauders got to Hogwarts, it was called the Highly Discouraged Forest. It was changed to the Forbidden Forest after an incident involving a werewolf, three Animagi, roughly two hundred spiders, and an attempted tea party.