teen Regulus: what's an orgasm?
teen Barty: when you fold paper to make birds and shit
also teen Evan: that's oregano, bitch
regulus black and remus lupin kiss....ON THE MOUTH!
why can't gay people flirt normally
like "ur cute," "no ur cute," isn't that hard
it doesn't have to be:
"finally the flesh reflects the madness within,"
"well, you'd know all about the madness within wouldn't you remus?"
@ajthecrayon HATE ME!!!
buff sirius
sally jackson is to the pjo universe what euphemia potter is to the hp universe
Barty would sooo leave those funny thirst comments on Evan’s page
The ones like
“Clean up on aisle MY PANTS”
“My clothes were JUST on”
“raw raw ah ah ah or whatever lady gaga said”
“get a load of this guy, IM TRYING”
“Bye yall my rides here!”
“Flash us WHO SAID THAT”
“Suddenly I’m typing with one hand”
barty crouch jr and regulus black kiss on the mouth
Forever confused when I see people call bartylus a rare pair…
It’s one of Regulus and Barty’s most common ships 😭
so true because for sirius it was confinement and for regulus it was betrayal (their last straws)
When Sirius left Grimmauld Place: Sirius: I'm never cutting my hair again. I am never having steak again. I AM NEVER GOING TO EAT ON A DINING TABLE AGAIN OR CLEAN MY ROOM OR WEAR A SUIT- When Regulus left: Regulus: I shall burn this place to the ground and save my elf from this place and torture my parents before killing them.
love that andrew minyard has been in multiple life-threatening scenarios and yet i thoroughly believe that the only time his life has ever flashed before his eyes was when neil said "why does roland think you're tying me up"
⋆ I didn't know that I was capable of being happy right now, but you showed me how ⋆ l Looser remus enthusiast🍄l
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