Matt: Why Are You Smiling?

someone please write a moonwater fic like this please 🙏

How is it that bartylus is a comon ship yet the fandom is DEAD?

ship fandom so dead the newcomers are calling it a rarepair

Yall we need a bartylus big bang. PLEASE.

james potter would love 2pac amd biggie, like he is a full blown rap listener and no his top artist would not be taylor swift.

do you guys even know this man??? "oh his top song was mirrorball" shut up.

moonwater don't use silencing charms when they fuck in the Slytherin dorms because Barty likes jerking off to them

me scrolling through ao3 trying to find a normal rosekiller fic

jegulus “no”

jegulus “no”

fucking a memory of a corpse?? “not tonight”

jegulus “no”

shapeshifter bestiality “no??”

dead dove, blood kink “finally something normal!”

It's all fun and games with Neil 'I'd rather be free than safe' Josten vs. Kevin 'I'd rather be safe than free' Day - until you whip out Jean 'Please just kill me' Moreau

as a shipper i love kateaaron. however, if i were katelyn's friend aaron would have to stay at least 50 metres from her.

I need to study Jeremy Knox’s and Aaron Minyard’s time management skills cause these boys are locked in.

What do you mean Aaron was a d1 athlete with training practices and games, while being a collage student, while studying for medical school, while having a secret girlfriend and a healthy relationship, a therapy appointment, while dealing with all of the vandals and fox scandals and everything that comes with being ANDREW MYNARDS BROTHER

Jeremy Knox being an English major while being a d1 athlete: practices, training, games, and being the team caption, while going to therapy, and studying for law school and doing hours of driving to and from his house, and in the run for valedictorian:

Aaron Minynard 🤝 Jeremy Knox

Academic weapons

regulus, barty, and evan being the hottest in their grade (they’ve each rejected at least 20 diff ppl)

also headcanon reg was probably always asked to model for the hogwarts school uniform