Gwaine: So You Have Magic

do you know in the darkest hour part 2 when lancelot and merlin went back to the knights and arthur but lancelot walked in first solely to give arthur a panic attack that merlin was dead, only to have merlin walked up five seconds later?? what assholes. what honest to god jerks. i love it. they literally planned that out. they stood outside that ruined castle, about to walk in together, but then one of them was like “wait wait wait, hang on. dude. i got an idea. everyone will go crazy.” and i am willing to bet all the money i have on this earth that it was lancelot’s idea

Merlin: Can I go to the movies tonight?

Gaius: What do I look like? Your dad? Do whatever the hell you want. I don't care.

Merlin: Okay--

Gaius: But be home by ten, don't talk to strangers, and remember to look both ways before crossing the street.

Merlin:

Gaius: Oh, and here, ten bucks for popcorn.

'do this merlin!' 'do

that merlin!' and

when i'm not running

around after arthur,

i'm doing chores for

you, and when i'm not

doing that i'm fulfilling

my 'destiny'. do you

know how many times

i've saved arthur's life?

i've lost count. do i

get any thanks? no-

#the gayest scene to ever gay

Merlin and Gwaine commissioned by @here–be-nerds for AO3 fic Strengths and Magics bogus adventures

Agravaine: *walking into the council room* “Hey, how’s everyone do-”

Merlin: *starts growling menacingly*

Agravaine: *screaming* “GeT yO fUcKinG dOg bItCH!”

Arthur: It don’t bite

Agravaine: yes iT DO!!!

Merlin by Amanda Tolleson Freehand digital painting on corel with oil paint brushes

Head empty Dummie Thicc

Hotel? Trivago

Merlin + never quite believing that Arthur can get dressed by himself.

+ Bonus. Arthur the other 99% of the time: