I’ve Been Rewatching Merlin… I Really Can’t Escape This. I Grew Up With These Lesbians

Merlin: okay. I'm going to fight morgana.

Arthur: you're not armed.

Merlin: I am.

Arthur: with what?

Merlin: overconfidence, and spells that whoosh people to the floor.

Arthur: We need to talk about your professionalism.

Merlin, standing on the round table with Gwaine: Those are some mighty brave words from someone standing in lava.

Uther: If you have any suggestions or complaints about the way I run my kingdom, feel free to put them in the suggestion box.

Gaius:

Gaius: That’s a garbage can.

Uther: Exactly.

Merlin, on the phone: Just break his kneecaps and he’ll talk, alright, now look, I’m at the parent teacher conference.

Merlin: *hangs up*

Merlin: Anyways, you were saying Daegal is enjoying finger painting. That’s great.

Street Artist!AU; Emrys is the most wanted street artist in mayor Uther’s list, but no one can figure out who he is. Will Arthur have better luck at catching him?

why is this so funny

Thank you.

Arthur: There's something really suspicious going on here...

Arthur: There's a sorcerer in the castle... Merlin vanished, and then an old man with Merlin's eyes showed up and called me names just like Merlin does... then he disappeared and I found Merlin again

Arthur: Hold up one second!!!

Arthur: That means...

Arthur: MERLIN WENT TO THE TAVERN AGAIN!?!?!?

Arthur, addressing the Round Table: Fives? A ten is speaking.

Merlin, putting his feet up on the table: And an eleven is ignoring you.

[Screaming from within the Pendragon-Ambrosius house]

Pizza Delivery Guy: Oh, how old’s your kid?

Arthur: I have ten children from the ages of 29 to 6 in my house.