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what BBC Merlin needed

less prophecy

more people learning his secret and interacting with him regularly instead of immediately dying

Deleted Scenes 5x06 I’m not crying you’re crying

do you know in the darkest hour part 2 when lancelot and merlin went back to the knights and arthur but lancelot walked in first solely to give arthur a panic attack that merlin was dead, only to have merlin walked up five seconds later?? what assholes. what honest to god jerks. i love it. they literally planned that out. they stood outside that ruined castle, about to walk in together, but then one of them was like “wait wait wait, hang on. dude. i got an idea. everyone will go crazy.” and i am willing to bet all the money i have on this earth that it was lancelot’s idea

Arthur: We need to talk about your professionalism.

Merlin, standing on the round table with Gwaine: Those are some mighty brave words from someone standing in lava.

merlin, to uther: wassup

arthur: please be formal, merlin

merlin: wassup sir

i can bet that it would happened,,

Gwen: How dumb does Gaius think we are?

Merlin: Sometimes he leaves me pictures of food instead of a shopping list.

sorry

Modern AU where Merlin has a favorite chinese restaurant that he goes to and he eventually befriends the owner, Kilgharrah. Every time Merlin asks him for advice, he just places a fortune cookie on the table and walks away.

'do this merlin!' 'do

that merlin!' and

when i'm not running

around after arthur,

i'm doing chores for

you, and when i'm not

doing that i'm fulfilling

my 'destiny'. do you

know how many times

i've saved arthur's life?

i've lost count. do i

get any thanks? no-

Merlin: I got thrown in the stocks today. Again.

Gaius, sighing: What did you do this time?

Merlin: In the throne room, Uther pointed his sword at me and said "There's an idiot at the end of this sword".

Merlin: So I asked which end.

Gaius:

How times changed…

2x05 / 5x12

Gaius : I’m having a child

Merlin : oh that’s great-

Gaius, slamming down adoption papers : it’s you sign here

Gaius: Merlin's magic is beyond all comprehension. With each passing day, he only grows more powerful.

Merlin, with his face pressed against the microwave window at three in the morning: All right fucker where's my mac and cheese I want answers

"Who is Arthur's best and most trusted friend?"

Arthur: I don’t have friends, I can’t afford to as crown prince. As for trust, I of course have complete faith in my knights. Thats all. Nobody else. Nope.

Merlin: Probably himself, the egotistical prat.

Morgana: Merlin, though Arthur won’t ever admit it.

Gwen: Merlin.

Leon: Merlin, who is well deserved of Arthur’s trust.

Gwaine: Merlin.

Elyan, Percival and Lancelot: Merlin.

Mordred: Merlin. Like, super intense friendship there, I don’t know if its healthy.

Gaius: Merlin.

Hunith: Merlin.

Camelot: Merlin.

Kilgharrah: The other half of the coin.

Morgause: Merlin.

Uther: Without a doubt that idiot serving boy. Marvin? Mertin? Merlin that’s it. Far too close for a servant but he has proven himself a loyal ally against magic.

Gaius: Okay, who else thought Merlin was my son?

Gaius: Put your hand down, Merlin.

Street Artist!AU; Emrys is the most wanted street artist in mayor Uther’s list, but no one can figure out who he is. Will Arthur have better luck at catching him?

My Father? He was a Dragonlord? Why did no one ever tell me?!

I wanted to. Your mother feared it would be too dangerous.

Gaius: You lost a lot of blood. Do you remember anything?

Merlin: Only the ambulance ride.

Lancelot: There was no ambulance. I drove you here.

Merlin: But I heard a siren?

Lancelot: That was Gwaine.

Uther: The boys haven't eaten their sandwiches.

Gaius: Okay, just throw them out.

Uther:

[Later]

Uther, helping Arthur and Merlin pack suitcases: Look, I'm just as surprised as you are.

Gaius: Where's Merlin?

Leon: Doing stuff.

Gaius: I don't like the sound of that. Where's Lancelot, then?

Leon: Trying to stop Merlin from doing the stuff.

Gaius: What? Well, then, where's Gwaine?

Leon: Trying to stop Lancelot from stopping Merlin from doing stuff.

Gaius: And what are YOU doing??

Leon: Stopping you from stopping Gwaine from stopping Lancelot from stopping Merlin from doing the stuff.

Merlin: Fun fact! Blueberries are the only fruit named after a color!

Gwaine: Star fruit.

Merlin: So close! That is a shape.

Percival: Okay, you also forgot blackberries.

Lancelot: Black isn't a color.

Gwen: What about raspberries?

Arthur: Green bean?

Elyan: Lemons!!

Gaius: FUCKING ORANGE

It's always sunny in camelot part 2

part one

It's always sunny in camelot

Merlin: Can I go to the movies tonight?

Gaius: What do I look like? Your dad? Do whatever the hell you want. I don't care.

Merlin: Okay--

Gaius: But be home by ten, don't talk to strangers, and remember to look both ways before crossing the street.

Merlin:

Gaius: Oh, and here, ten bucks for popcorn.

*DJ Khaled’s voice* Another one Merlin being a sassy little shit, gifset number 54593043 because he just never stops and I won’t too 

Merlin + never quite believing that Arthur can get dressed by himself.

+ Bonus. Arthur the other 99% of the time:

why is this so funny

Gaius: Merlin, put some sunscreen on.

Merlin: Gaius, I'm a grown man, I don't need that.

Gaius: You think you're stronger than the Sun?

Merlin:

Gaius: THE FUCKING SUN?