It Takes Like 69 Crashouts To Get JTabbedPane1 To Show Up And The Bitch Crumples If You Look At The Line

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The computer system ate our IT guy. Can't have shit in London.

I distinctly remember ranting on tumblr about a problem in my code like half a year ago and I was frustrated with arrays of strings in c++ and I REMEMBER a furry adding a comment that just said “you could try parsing the string uwu” and I did it and it WORKED and I was so relieved because I had been fighting with it for like a week.

The only problem is I can’t find that post and I think I dreamt it up. I think God came to me in a dream as a furry responding to my tumblr post to help me fix my code. I am going insane why did my brain do this.

i fucking hate writing java dude what do you mean list.stream().forEach(list2::add)??!

syntax written by clowns

Clockwork uConsole CM4

coding got me saying shit like “target the child” “assign its class” “override its inheritance” like the third wife of a dying oil baron discovering his of-age son born out of wedlock

i am so sick rn but the leaf site got hacked and its shit got leaked. i fear i must get up just to see the uncommented 10k lines of code. what the fuck were you all doing. is this normal in php

how did the janitors live like this

were they operating this by sacrificing virgin lines of code to the maw of source files