Mintie-chip - Actual Fucking Trainwreck

be for fucking ℝ right now

The programming/math thing of not getting a thing for hours or even days, then getting it and going "oh I'm dumb "

And immediately after having to explain to your friends you don't actually believe you're dumb and it's not self loathing it's just part of the process

i am so sick rn but the leaf site got hacked and its shit got leaked. i fear i must get up just to see the uncommented 10k lines of code. what the fuck were you all doing. is this normal in php

how did the janitors live like this

were they operating this by sacrificing virgin lines of code to the maw of source files

You all disappoint me. Not one (1) drawing of a personified tumblr mourning the lifeless corpse of 4chan? Not ome? They were our rivals you sick fucks. Nary a whiff of 1 (one) fix-it AU? Im going to hibernate now..youve pirssed me off

linux is just such a good special interest. it is a never ending hyperfixation; there is always a new rabbit hole to get lost in.

no matter how much i research, how much i read, i discover something new. i don't think i spent a day not learning ever since i made the switch years ago.

linux really tickles my autism in the best way.

Clockwork uConsole CM4

You're interviewing as a software engineer and you sit down to begin a coding exercise via remote video chat. Your interviewer joins a minute late. You exchange light pleasantries, then intros. They ask you a few questions relevant to your experience and you answer them satisfactorily.

The interviewer says, "Right, lets move on to the coding exercise," and directs you to a collaborative coding website. You select your language of choice and they begin to describe your problem.

"You have an array of souls recently liberated from their mortal shell, represented by this array of signed floats called "theDead". You must design a function that determines which souls go to heaven and which souls go to hell,"

"Heaven and hell are empty. The cumulative value of all the souls in heaven and hell must both be nonzero, and exactly equal to each other. You may leave any number of souls in purgatory,"

"Your function must return a bool indicating whether the balance of heaven and hell can be met given the array of souls. The count of souls will be 0 < n < 1,000,000. Do you have any questions before you begin?"

Let's write a C++ program together. I'll start us off.

int main() {

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