NOT BOB BURGER PFP

I'M BEGGING YOU PLEASE PLEASE PUT THIS ON YOUTUBE I'LL GIVE YOU EVERYTHING 🙏

Wait we are hating on dear?

been seeing a lot of dear discourse lately and its very interesting as someone who doesn't listen to lasko . why everybody hate that bitch

“men can’t be raped!”

“men always want sex!”

“men can always defend themselves!”

“men can’t control their urge to rape women!”

“men are inherently sexist!”

“men are-“

“men-“

“m-“

WHAT IF (headcanon)

David & angel?

Asher & babes?

Milo & sweetheart

Sam & darling

Will chat I don't cry

THEY USED MY HUSBAND AS A WEAPON

Chat am I going to cry at the new Porter?

Porter girl dad?

Vincent twins?

Sam boy dad?

Sweetheart boy dad?

David girl dad?

Asher twins and maybe one more?

Guy girl dad?

Flyboi is a girl dad?

Starlight boy mom? (not a crazy one)

it’s actually really cute that

lasko, an air elemental, is afraid of hights

and

dear, a water elemental, is afraid of thunderstorms

WHEN WILL MY BEAUTIFUL HUSBAND COME HOME 😭😭😭 SAM COME HOME THE KIDS MISS YOU

TWINS AND A LITTLE BOY

Porter girl dad?

Vincent twins?

Sam boy dad?

Sweetheart boy dad?

David girl dad?

Asher twins and maybe one more?

Guy girl dad?

Flyboi is a girl dad?

Starlight boy mom? (not a crazy one)