morallyambiguousfrog

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im trying to learn guitar as my, like.. 10th insturment and it is taking LONGER THAN I WOULD LIKE. can someone please explain to me how to switch chords so fast my fingers dont do that.

!! hello dear mutual i will absolutely be taking this opportunity to tell you about my sillies !!

my current favourite oc is this little guy named rook! hes 19! hes disabled! he's goth! he's queer!

Obviously the most important things to know about him: his theme song is the she ra reboot theme because he's a magical girl at heart, he's wanted for treason, all of his best friends are people he was manipulated into trying to kill at one point but its okay because he gets character development

!!back story!!!!: his uncle was getting into some bad stuff (black magic) and so rook's parents were like "hey please stop :( thats not good" and then his uncle who is awful responded by burning down their home in the middle of the night, not knowing about the baby but honestly the guy sucks so im not sure if it wouldve stooped him if he'd known, the fire gets put out before it kills rook but he survives with lots of scars and one missing leg they couldnt save, his uncle is the last surviving family member so after he gets out of the hospital they give him to his uncle and he essentially grows up as the right hand man of his cult.

i want people to tell me about their ocs

i want people to tell me about their weird aus and fanfic ideas and original works

i want people to tell me about the stories they don't know how to "officially" tell

i want to become a fan of shows that don't exist and books that are still in the works

please talk to me about your sillies

Reading the book is not enough. I need to eat it.

The full thing for anyone who wants it!

"The nonbinary afab who goes by she/her, dresses femininely, and uses a push-up bra when I—" when you what? What's wrong with her?

Is she not nonbinary enough for you? Is the way she experiences her queerness and how she presents not perfect enough for you? Nonbinary people don't owe you androgyny, right? So why is she the exception? Why does she have to hate herself to appeal to your standards? Why is she any less trans—any less worthy of respect—cause it's "not visible"? Queer solidarity my ass. Don't spout this bullshit on Pride, man.

Please reblog if you think that “they/them/theirs” is a valid set of pronouns.

this post must be reblogged by everyone

You’re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account.

why is ao3 is blocked on the hospital wifi????

Thinking about Jonathan “went to a coworker’s birthday lunch stressed as hell, picked an old man ice cream flavor, infodumped about his current hyperfixation, left the lunch and promptly blacked the memory out” Sims……..

you guys need to let go of any rigid belief in what being nonbinary is because it can be anything. like someone can look completely average in gender presentation and do literally nothing to set themselves apart from their assigned gender and still be nonbinary.

just attempted to vaguely explain my oc lore to my friend and i think it broke his brain a little. like "yea so my character who was set on fire as a baby—" "YOUR WHAT" "the one named after the chess piece, keep up."

personal space?

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doorkeay truthers this is my formal application plz let me in

THANK YOU SO MUCH YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW HAPPY YOU JUST MADE ME :)))

https://archiveofourown.org/works/65679322

New Magnus Archives fic. Second person pov, pov of spiral victim, super short. Unfortunately all of my works are currently locked due to the recent ai sweep. uhhh yeah :) check it out if this seems interesting to you.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/65679322

New Magnus Archives fic. Second person pov, pov of spiral victim, super short. Unfortunately all of my works are currently locked due to the recent ai sweep. uhhh yeah :) check it out if this seems interesting to you.

Tell me an inside joke between you and a friend, without context.

just finished a short, more horror leaning, tma fic. unfortunately im now plagued with visions of helen and michael being coworkers on the night shift at a convenience store. im sure theyd have a jolly old time together when they're done terrorizing people.

Jon definitely should of died quicker in The Magnus Archives

You know, everytime I relisten to TMA, it makes me realize, Jon really should be dead by now. Not in like a "it's part of the point that he's surviving" way, in like a "No like there no fucking way he's not dead" way. Jon not getting shot in episode 2 because Jonah thought he was annoying is more unbelievable than the monsters. Like forget about the eldritch horrors, the most unrealistic thing in TMA is Tim not naynaying on Jon's ass like 6 episodes in because he's a pretentious cunt.

just a pinch of pynch eheh

Bunny (pink)

i just think it says a lot about the person. my favorite is a bear named theodore

please reblog

oopsie daisies

btw the thing she couldn’t ignore was someone calling her out for saying anti-depressants/hormone therapy are only perscribed by lazy doctors

i think everyone should see my avatar of the vast oc i made a couple years ago cos i like her very much :)

Will Nico and Hazel playing mythomagic!!

"you're really scraping the bottom of the barrel" girl i am living that balsamic life, that's the mommy down there at the bottom.

I spent most of The Dream Thieves convincing myself I was misreading the "Ronan is gay" subtext and man it was the most exciting thing I've ever experienced to find out I was right

Not least because, early in the book at Nino's when Kavinsky is insinuating that Ronan is in love with Gansey I had a moment of "oh wouldn't it be interesting if Ronan actually was in love with Gansey? Well actually they don't strike me as romantically compatible." And so I thought to myself "well if Ronan was gay who would it make sense and be characteristic for him to have feelings for?" and before I even finished the thought my brain said "ADAM"

And we never looked back (except for the subsequent 50 chapters because it seemed too good to be true for a minute there)

Everyone give me your worst crackfic ideas for tma, trc, or batfam. The most awful one wins. I wish to create something horrendous but unfortunately i am too sick to come up with sufficiently evil ideas on my own.

"what would Adam Parrish do?" I ask, during my shift because I am tired and cranky but I need the money. "What would Adam Parrish do?" I ask, when I want to sleep but I have school to work on. "What would Adam Parrish do?" I ask myself daily.

The answer should have been "buckle down and get shit done" but I guess the wires got crossed and now the Adam in my head says human sacrifice looks pretty good actually-

At this point I just think is the web doing it's thing

Worlds biggest fuck you to the person I just saw posting a petition to CHANGE YELENAS CANON IDENTITY FROM AROACE TO A LESBIAN AS ITS “more realistic” AND “aroaces don’t do anything”

Hey, that’s more than just shipping her. That’s erasure all the way down. That’s aphobic. No excuses for you or anyone who signs that petition, get off my blog.

why am I scrolling . What am I hoping to find