Ok I feel I should specify that I support all ships but I have favorites, feel free to send a ship my way, I'll write head canons like super speedy like.
The Rogue Files: How Ivy Got Her Name part 1
Eddie and Ivy were sitting on the couch arguing which wasn't unusual, in fact it happened quite often. Ivy started screaming "The Riddler is nothing compared to Poison Ivy" and that's when Eddie lost it "you wouldn't even be Poison Ivy if it wasn't for me". It's true Eddie gave Pam the name Poison Ivy. It all started a while back when they both were starting out and first came to Arkham. Eddie already had his criminal name however but Pam didn't, and she ended up sitting next to Nygma during lunch while he was arguing with Aaron Cash. Eddie threw his lunch tray across the room and ended up hitting Bane in the back of the head. "AARON THIS FOOD IS UNEXCEPTBLE..., AND YOU WONDER WHY WE WANT TO ESCAPE SO BADLY". Aaron shook his head and started clapping his HANDS together. "I'M SORRY ED, I'll get right on that 5 star dining for the criminals" . Aaron walked away laughing while Eddie muttered "the only thing criminal around here is the food". Ivy sat next Edward reluctantly, she would later deny this but his little performance had scared her a little. Ed was solving sadoku puzzle and looked up slightly to see Ivy but looked back down at his puzzle, he didn't even acknowledge her. Ivy started to dig inside the food but upon the first bite she spit it back out. Ed leaned over, grabbed her tray and threw in the same direction that he had thrown his own, except this time he hit Killer Croc in the head. Pam at him angrily. Ed looked up at her and began to speak" why are you so angry you weren't going to eat it". Ivy looked at him puzzled. "It doesn't matter its the principle of the thing." Eddie turned his head up and began giggle miniclly, it started low and gargly before getting louder and clear."I like you", Pam couldn't help but blush a little as he smirked at her."What's your name?". He looked at her for a minute " Are you joking you don't know who I am, she shook her head. " I'm Edward Nygma, the Riddler, the clue leaving conundrum, the prince of puzzlers, king of cundrums. Ivy started to remember "oh now I remember gothams premeir Master mind" Ed started grinning "the one and only, now what is your name". Pamela Isley". "Oh your that plant lady who been killing people, so what's your villian name again". Pam eyes widened and she began to frown a little, "I don't have one" Eddie's smirk slowly turned into a frown and his eyes began to narrow. "What you need a name that strikes fear, that shows your power" he began to scream" you realy want people to run around screaming it's the Pam oh the Pam anything but the Pam". Ivy didn't like his tone but he had a point. "your right" Ed calmed down and fixed his hair "of coarse I'm right" she rolled her eyes "You don't want to bel like Mr V using your real name even Mr freeze at least changed the spelling". Victor v heard him "watch it Nygma I still have room for another tally". Ed leaned over and whisperd in her ear "he's just mad because Tally Man was already tacken" and victor grabbed the knife of his tray and scratch a tally onto his palm. Pam laughed he was kinda of funny, not stupid funny like the Joker but a Witty kind of funny. "Pam I have an idea" Eddy said slowly," what if I help you pick out a name it should have the in it thise names are popular right now the penguin, the Joker, and best of them all the Riddler". Ed's ego was tad much but his enthusiasm and charm made up for it. "ok "Pam said finally and Edward almost "simultaneously jumped onto the table top. Gather around everyone ate dear friend needs a new name". None of the guards seemed to pay him any mind even Cash. This went on for hours and one lunch was up theu continued there conversation in the rec room where Eddie stood on top of the table behind the couch. A man in the crowd of villians raised his hand. "I SWEAR TO GOD, DECKER IF YOU SUGGEST GREEN LADY AGAIN I'LL WILL BREAK ALL OF YOUR FINGERS OFF ONE BY ONE" and with this Crazy Quilt lowerd his hand. Pam noticed somthing, Eddie was genuinely frighteningly sadistic and quite terrifying, not that she was much better.
The Rogue Files: Love In The Air
Harley was sitting next to Riddler at lunch, it was wensday, the day they usually had lunch and talked. Ed had his feet proped on the table (Ed was the only one who used a chair everyone else sat on a bench) and harley had her leg crossed. Joker walked by and kissed harley on the cheek, harley sighed and rested her head on her hand, "is that love in the air". Ed stared at for a few seconds "no that's not love that's fear gas harley". The Joker (who had been walking away) stopped and turned around slowly to reveal a bug face. Harley slapped her hands to her face and screamed while Edward sat calm, as if nothing was happening. Harley turned ro Eddie "why aren't you screamin" "because theres nothing scary to scream at". Harley stared toward Eddie no longer paying attention to the bug faced Joker who began to walk toward her. "You afraid of somthing right", Eddie looked down "No, I haven't been afraid in long time". Harley frowned a little "what do you mean". "What I mean is the last time I was scared, I was a kid". Harley wanted to ask more questions but she was interrupted when she felt a hand on her shoulder and turned around to see the bug faced Joker.
I'm pretty sure someone did spmething similar because it came to me but it sounds realy familiar. I didn't know so I wrote it anyway do if it's similar to somthing else just let me know and I'll fix it.
Rogue Files is a series of shorts and some longer stories there is a plot to some extent but not realy.
In the Q&A they have a 3 by there names.
Eddie: Hey guys, its your boy Eddie from the hospital, oh and Barbras here.
Barbra: Hey guys
Eddie: See Barbra I told you I had 500 followers
Barbra: that's not that many
Eddie: it's more then you got
This is as far as I got with the second part
Selina totally carries a hairdryer in her purse and no one can convince me otherwise. Bet you the hedge trimmers are taking up all the space in Pam's purse.
edward: Alright, give me your hairdryer.
pamela: What? What are you talking about?
edward: Don't you carry one in your purse?
pamela: Have you ever met a woman before?
-later-
edward: Hey do you carry a hairdryer in your purse?
selina, pulling her hairdryer out of her purse: Of course, I'm not an animal.
Wow ok well we can definitely see the difference.
Superman Rogues: *Meet in a secret hall, wearing robes and plunging daggers into a big S shaped table* We take this sacred blood oath to destroy the Man of Steel.
Batman Rogues: *Take over Arkham Asylum* Okay, we’re gonna lure Batman into a trap, capture him, then put him on trial, or give him a celebrity roast while he’s on a spit, or just run him through a gauntlet of all of us trying to kill him. Its gonna be great.
Flash Rogues:*hanging out in a bar* Hey you know what? Fuck the Flash. Lets go kick his ass.
Is it obvious that I'm a Riddler fan? Because think it is and I want it to be obvious. You shall have absolutely no doubt. Oh and by the way I'm sorry if my nonsense has ruined your day lately.
I found this interesting
Like I know people don’t like to hear that Scarecrow is a bully because they relate to him having been bullied, but that’s what he is. He’s a bully who thinks he’s still a victim and thus has the right to keep lashing out at representations of his tormentors and he doesn’t care if he has to hurt innocent people to do it. Scarecrow is actually one of few characters who has no problem at all harming women and children and this is representative of the fact that what he does no longer has anything to do with personal justice - if it ever did - and has everything to do with his loving the power he has over those whom he perceives to be as weak as he once was
My best friend asked me what makes a good fanfic writer great and I told him it was drugs, drugs are the key. Of course, he laughed and told me that was nonsense and that's how I knew he had never read fanfiction, I sent him one to read and I was pretty sure I ruined his life. I began to get worried he was quiet for weeks he wasn't responding to my text or calls until last week, he sent me fanfic he wrote. I read it and it was pretty good and that's when I remembered are conversation from earlier. I called him up and asked him if he was taking drugs and we sat there in silence for awhile before he eventually hung up on me. It turns out he wasn't on drugs he was just messing with me.
I had to this guy should be on everybody's Tumblr, like it should be a requirement
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This is Charles. He wants to go on a journey around tumblr. could you show him around?
I think I want redo some of the Rogue File storys. I thought about it for awhile and I think I think I'm gonna take the time to edit them a little. I also might draw my own versions of the charicters for reference, I might even do a few short comics. Im Also going to try and reorgnize some of the storys put them in some kind of order. All of this is gonna take awhile but it will be worth it. I'd also like to take the time to apologize for all the storys I never finished. I lost motivation and they weren't going the way I wanted them to so I would just like to say I'm sorry.