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List five things that make you happy, then put this in the ask box of the last ten people who reblogged something from you. Spread the positivity ✨💛🌻
This is a great idea, somthing sweet and harmless.
My eyes just opened damn hate when people use logic. I'm half and half on this right now I'm gonna go sit in a corner and slowly rock back in forth, thinking because my universe just shattered. Go check out the original post for the full experience.
everyone: absolutely thrilled that Harley is finally with Poison Ivy, and no longer in an abusive relationship!!! she can finally be with someone who loves her and treats her perfectly!!!!
me:
Wow ok well we can definitely see the difference.
DC Villains be like
Superman Rogues: *Meet in a secret hall, wearing robes and plunging daggers into a big S shaped table* We take this sacred blood oath to destroy the Man of Steel.
Batman Rogues: *Take over Arkham Asylum* Okay, we’re gonna lure Batman into a trap, capture him, then put him on trial, or give him a celebrity roast while he’s on a spit, or just run him through a gauntlet of all of us trying to kill him. Its gonna be great.
Flash Rogues:*hanging out in a bar* Hey you know what? Fuck the Flash. Lets go kick his ass.
FINALLY, somebody said it.
People should probably learn the difference between “plot holes” and “things I didn’t like” or “things the franchise plans to explain in the future” or “things film makers didn’t think they needed to explicitly explain because they thought you had critical thinking skills”
Makes sense
Harley and Eddie are the kind of people who would bond over watching the saw movies and horribly murdering their sims…much to the horror of everyone in earshot
Anyone think this should happen in the next batman movie?
this mode of transportation is canon in all verses i think
They've both been shot by the Joker wonderful, more proof the Joker that the Joker deserves to die and stay dead (in other words die permanentlyfor all time) yay. First you shoot my girl Babs and lands her in wheelchair, ok thats one thing (one awful horrible unforgivable thing) but nobody shoot my boy Eddie Nygma.
*SPOILERS for the War of Jokes and Riddles*
People are always saying what do The Riddler and Batgirl have in common?? Well here you go! :’D I’ll escort myself out now.
DC Villains be like
Superman Rogues: *Meet in a secret hall, wearing robes and plunging daggers into a big S shaped table* We take this sacred blood oath to destroy the Man of Steel.
Batman Rogues: *Take over Arkham Asylum* Okay, we’re gonna lure Batman into a trap, capture him, then put him on trial, or give him a celebrity roast while he’s on a spit, or just run him through a gauntlet of all of us trying to kill him. Its gonna be great.
Flash Rogues:*hanging out in a bar* Hey you know what? Fuck the Flash. Lets go kick his ass.
Dc has a problem
they’re starving….feed them….
Hey he just wants the best and it don't get much better then Batman.
Texts From Superheroes
We complain about Eddie haven an ego yet batman names everything after himself. Seriously batfloor bro jeez
BATFLOOR ??!!
I had to this guy should be on everybody's Tumblr, like it should be a requirement
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This is Charles. He wants to go on a journey around tumblr. could you show him around?
OK I was looking through old cartoons and comics and I found somthing amazing: Bat Gorilla can we bring this back please, I genuinely want a movie about this guy asap. I'm being dead serious this should be utilized to its full potential which in my eyes is a lot.
All about saving lives
some people think writers are so eloquent and good with words, but the reality is that we can sit there with our fingers on the keyboard going, “what’s the word for non-sunlight lighting? Like, fake lighting?” and for ten minutes, all our brain will supply is “unofficial”, and we know that’s not the right word, but it’s the only word we can come up with…until finally it’s like our face got smashed into a brick wall and we remember the word we want is “artificial”.
Of course Joker loves the ending to Marley and Me
The LEGO Batman Movie (2017)
“For a loner, Batman, you sure like movies about relationships!”
Bruce realy does like to collect people especially broken people. Assuming the dude with rubix cube is Riddler, do you think he cried when he heard Bruce referrer to him as family because my dude had some bad luck with family and needs a serious hug.
Clark: You can’t keep collecting family from the streets whenever you’re sad, you have to have a limit.
Bruce: Don’t you ever talk about me, my second dad, my wife, my five sons, three daughters, their ecoterrorists aunts, their uncle that tried to kill me while showing me his first rubix cube, their other uncle I got from the sewer, their scientist uncle and aunt, my dog, cow, cat named after my second father, bat colony, or my wife’s five cats that way ever again.
This is the sad truth, and plus it's easy to piss off fanboys because their sensitive
i say the joker is boring a lot to piss off fanboys but he’s not actually that boring. the real issue is that i’m bored of him being the villain every time when batman has a million other more interesting villains. why would i want to watch some “we live in a society” movie about the joker when i could watch a movie about poison ivy wanting to save the planet by any means possible. or mr. freeze trying desperately to save his wife. or scarecrow growing up with an abusive grandmother. the joker has his moments but please please please i would like to see literally anyone else.
Brilliant, I love it so much and I don't know why.
who got harvey a lizard
Riddler is a good guy bc he used subtitles on his murderous postings
we stan an accessible king
Seriously though everyone else needs to chill the fuck out
Life in Gotham Be Like
Batman: Harley, please. I can’t let you drive a motorcycle with two other people at once.
Harley: Really? *turns around to Ivy and the Riddler*
Harley: Why didn’t you TELL ME John FELL OFF?
Never noticed this before never and I've watch the series millions of times (because I have no life). I kinds like this but it kinda reminds me of the damn bat credit card.
So, wait. Two Face, after becoming Two Face, stopped getting credit cards under his birth name and successfully applied for new ones under the name "Two Face?"
Selina totally carries a hairdryer in her purse and no one can convince me otherwise. Bet you the hedge trimmers are taking up all the space in Pam's purse.
edward: Alright, give me your hairdryer.
pamela: What? What are you talking about?
edward: Don't you carry one in your purse?
pamela: Have you ever met a woman before?
-later-
edward: Hey do you carry a hairdryer in your purse?
selina, pulling her hairdryer out of her purse: Of course, I'm not an animal.
I know it's a joke but it's so true
Jervis: English is weird. Telling someone "You are shit" and "You ain't shit" are both insults.
Harley: But "You are not the shit" is also an insult.
Edward: And "You are the shit" is a compliment.
Jonathan: Guys, it's 3am.
I know this is a joke but this costume is actually kind of awesome aint gonna lie.
Jim is definitely not paid enough for this.
Ref | Ed’s costume
The Rogue Files: How Ivy Got Her Name Part 2
A clown girl raised her hand while jumping up and down enthusiastically. "What about Poison Oakie" and Eddie's whole face dropped in a way that reminded Pam of Saturday morning cartoons. "what about no Harley" and in response Harley crossed her arms and pouted which Ed easily ignored and continued with the matter at hand. Edward would eventually dismiss the group of rogues on the grounds that they were not helpful and utterly useless (his words). Ed sat with his back aginst the wall, hugging his knees deep in though when his head popped up in triumph. "I know" he jumped up and grabbed Pam by the shoulders and looked her straight in the eyes. "Riddle me this, I have a kiss of poison and a name like Ivy, who am I?". "What" Pam was definitely confused. "You, kill people with a poisoness kiss correct?" He was smirking again. "Yes" and Eddie continued "and your last name Isley sounds Like Ivy". Ivy was still confused "and" while Ed just stared at her blankly. "This is the part where you put them together Pam" Ivy rolled her eyes "Poison Ivy I like it". Eddie posed triumphantly tbr smirk on his face growing bigger. Ivy chuckled as Ed put his arm around her shoulders. "I can tell were gonna get along just fine". Those words seemed so Ironic now.