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ITS APRIL 13 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS

FETCH ME NEIL

the types as things i’ve overheard:

intp: emotions are nothing but roadblocks in your path to world domination

entp: i think my christmas tree is trying to murder me

istp: the next person to pop a balloon dies

estp: i will straight up track you down and bury you so far down in a pit of your own guilt that no one will hear your screams

infp: sometimes i feel good about myself, but then i tend to remember that one time i made a song out of the bee movie script and fall into a pit of despair and self loathing

enfp: i hAD A DREAM WHERE A PINEAPPLE BURNED DOWN MY HOUSE WHILE WEARING A FURSUIT

isfp: maybe starting an american ninja warrior course for dogs wasn’t such a good idea after all

esfp: *waggles eyebrows*

infj: i’m pretty sure she doesn’t know how to yell because she’s a marshmallow

enfj: don’t you “;)” me, i don’t need your sass

isfj: what kind of music do i listen to? well, angry music, in particular

esfj: CAN YOU NOT STAB ME RIGHT NOW

intj: if you refer to figure a, you’ll see a list of ten reasons why i am 100% convinced british people are aliens

entj: well if i was you i wouldn’t be in this situation seeing as i wouldn’t have made your ignorant mistakes

istj: i’m not going to sleep until i write a comprehensive list of everything someone has told me today ordered by importance to me

estj: i’m fabulous and if you think otherwise you can die.

How are you enjoying the winter?

i watched one (1) video on how to draw hands that changed my life forever. like. i can suddenly draw hands again

these were all drawn without reference btw. i can just. Understand Hands now (for the most part, im sure theres definitely inaccuracies). im a little baffled

dumb headcanons

Hancock: Kent, I’m going to have to ask you to turn off the radio. The drifters just aren’t as-

Kent, dressed in the Shroud’s costume and brandishing the submachine gun: What

Hancock, smiling awkwardly: What

—–

Nick: It’s hot out here today.

Sole: Do you need coolant

Nick, caught off gaurd: Why would I need coolant

Sole: It cools machines off right, it’s in the name, cool-ant, so it must do that right

Nick:

[Nick Valentine is heading to Sanctuary Hills.]

—–

Sole: What’s in this beaker [drinks it]

Curie: WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

Sole: What

Curie: MON AMIE WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

Sole: What

Curie: THAT WAS MY NEW FUEL PROTOTYPE

Sole:

Sole: Thought it tasted a little gasoline-y

—–

MacCready, talking to a group of children and holding a pipe pistol: Gun

Preston, his arms crossed and his face stern: No

MacCready: Gun

Preston: No

MacCready, cocking the gun: GUN

Preston, screaming: NO

—–

Piper: I really need a new interesting headline and I was wondering-

Sole: I found this rock that looks like you yesterday

Piper:

Piper: Perfect.

My very new zine: Legendary dogs from different countries and mythologies!

When Divine Intervention works when you least expect it

Words to replace said, except this actually helps

I got pretty fed up with looking for words to replace said because they weren’t sorted in a way I could easily use/find them for the right time. So I did some myself.

IN RESPONSE TO Acknowledged Answered Protested

INPUT/JOIN CONVERSATION/ASK Added Implored Inquired Insisted Proposed Queried Questioned Recommended Testified

GUILTY/RELUCTANCE/SORRY Admitted Apologized Conceded Confessed Professed

FOR SOMEONE ELSE Advised Criticized Suggested

JUST CHECKING Affirmed Agreed Alleged Confirmed

LOUD Announced Chanted Crowed

LEWD/CUTE/SECRET SPY FEEL Appealed Disclosed Moaned

ANGRY FUCK OFF MATE WANNA FIGHT Argued Barked Challenged Cursed Fumed Growled Hissed Roared Swore

SMARTASS Articulated Asserted Assured Avowed Claimed Commanded Cross-examined Demanded Digressed Directed Foretold Instructed Interrupted Predicted Proclaimed Quoted Theorized

ASSHOLE Bellowed Boasted Bragged

NERVOUS TRAINWRECK Babbled Bawled Mumbled Sputtered Stammered Stuttered

SUAVE MOTHERFUCKER Bargained Divulged Disclosed Exhorted

FIRST OFF Began

LASTLY Concluded Concurred

WEAK PUSY Begged Blurted Complained Cried Faltered Fretted

HAPPY/LOL Cajoled Exclaimed Gushed Jested Joked Laughed

WEIRDLY HAPPY/EXCITED Extolled Jabbered Raved

BRUH, CHILL Cautioned Warned

ACTUALLY, YOU’RE WRONG Chided Contended Corrected Countered Debated Elaborated Objected Ranted Retorted

CHILL SAVAGE Commented Continued Observed Surmised

LISTEN BUDDY Enunciated Explained Elaborated Hinted Implied Lectured Reiterated Recited Reminded Stressed

BRUH I NEED U AND U NEED ME Confided Offered Urged

FINE Consented Decided

TOO EMO FULL OF EMOTIONS Croaked Lamented Pledged Sobbed Sympathized Wailed Whimpered

JUST SAYING Declared Decreed Mentioned Noted Pointed out Postulated Speculated Stated Told Vouched

WASN’T ME Denied Lied

EVIL SMARTASS Dictated Equivocated Ordered Reprimanded Threatened

BORED Droned Sighed

SHHHH IT’S QUIET TIME Echoed Mumbled Murmured Muttered Uttered Whispered

DRAMA QUEEN Exaggerated Panted Pleaded Prayed Preached

OH SHIT Gasped Marveled Screamed Screeched Shouted Shrieked Yelped Yelled

ANNOYED Grumbled Grunted Jeered Quipped Scolded Snapped Snarled Sneered

ANNOYING Nagged

I DON’T REALLY CARE BUT WHATEVER Guessed Ventured

I’M DRUNK OR JUST BEING WEIRDLY EXPRESSIVE FOR A POINT/SARCASM Hooted Howled Yowled

I WONDER Pondered Voiced Wondered

OH, YEAH, WHOOPS Recalled Recited Remembered

SURPRISE BITCH Revealed

IT SEEMS FAKE BUT OKAY/HA ACTUALLY FUNNY BUT I DON’T WANT TO LAUGH OUT LOUD Scoffed Snickered Snorted

BITCHY Tattled Taunted Teased

Waiting For Wayhaven, Day 4

F: Detective, you know the protocol of what to do if I get shot?

Detective: I do.

F: Alright, repeat it back to me.

Detective: In the event Agent Hauville is ever shot I am to say ‘MMMMMM WHATCHA SAY’ as they fall to the ground, no matter the circumstances.

F: Yes, exactly, thank you.

A: First of all, what the hell.