Chishiya In His Hoodie Psychologically Scaring The Fuck Outta A Poor Stupid Fool In A Corner The Minute

Arthur: does something stupid with a sword that did not fix the problem

Merlin: godammit and I wanted a peaceful afternoon

Arthur: I have yet to encounter a problem where a sword didn't factor into the solution at least in some way.

Merlin: That’s because I deal with the ones that don’t involve swords.

it was at this point i learned there’s like 7 million birds all named robins and i lost my goddamn mind

Merlin: So that’s why it’s my destiny to protect Arthur.

Lancelot: I’m sure the basement dragon was very convincing, but that still doesn’t seem like a reason to stay where your very existence is a literal crime.

Merlin: Have you seen Arthur yet?

Lancelot: No?

Merlin: *gestures to the window overlooking the training field to see Arthur with his gold hair and blue eyes looking pretty*

Lancelot: Oh. Understandable. Out of curiosity, where can I get a destiny?

Shigaraki: Fuck you

Dabi: Fuck me yourself, you coward

Spinner, in background: *getting slammed into the ground by Machia*

Spinner: Guys please, I’m begging you to do this later

english is stupid and dads cant do emotion

Merlin: I never know whether I should use ‘farther’ or ‘further’

Leon: ‘farther’ is for physical distance and ‘further’ is for metaphorical distance

Morgana: And ‘father’ is for Emotional distance.

Gwen: morgana nO-

Arthur: no, no she’s got a point.

Random Citizen: I'm surprised not a single one of those dumb kids have gotten hurt yet.

Leon: Dumb kids? *Sees Gwaine, Arthur, Lancelot, and Merlin doing something dangerous and stupid while Elyan and Percival watch with the medieval equivalent of popcorn*

Leon: Wait.

Leon: Those are my dumb kids!

@c4-magic yes, its bootiful tonight

Would you like to come over and look at the moon with me?

Arthur: i had a thought-

Merlin: i'm so proud of you!

Arthur:... i was thinking of promoting you. But you seem a bit to immature to handle being court sorcerer

Merlin: wait no-

Found another gay thing to obsess over

Dream—Dennis Culver

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