It’s The Day Again ♥️

Damn, you good, bro?

best part of having a broken leg? i run out of socks half as fast.

*touching his extremely defined six pack* who did this to you.....

I just saw a fic where Arthur kisses Merlin to get away from bad guys ( The subtle art of blending in by itsnautica) and you know what would be funny ? Instead of resolving their sexual tension ™️ Merlin is like ‘wait a minute 🤔 this actually work pretty well to get away from people’ and just decide to use it CONSTANTLY with everyone

A sorcerer killing people in the city and Merlin need to spy on him in a busy alley ? Merlin throws a coin towards a sex workers who ‘’’’’coincidentally’’’’’’ is there and start kissing the live out of her (that moment when to save the king you just become the best client in town for sex work, well kiss work with some lap sitting sometime)

Arthur instead of going from ‘he is always at the tarvern’ to ‘he was actually saving my kingdom’ goes from ‘he is at the tavern’ to ‘ he is WHERE. MERLIN ? MERLIN ?!?!? MERLIN !!!!!!’

Need to check if someone is leaving Camelot in the middle of the night ? Oh, dear, oh lord merlin could simply not control himself he just had to kiss that stable hand (the stable hand is this 🤏 close of bursting out of laughter in the middle of their fake moan)

No, he isn’t caring a dead body. It’s not his fault if his new lover just fall asleep after having a orgasm 😔 Why is he put into a cover ? Well his clothes got in the way you see. Now if you would excuse him he would like to put his beloved in his brand new bed

(Nobody tell Arthur how many times Lancelot got kissed or I think someone will die.)

[Arthur and Gwen courting]

Leon: So you like her, huh?

Arthur: Yes.

[Arthur and Merlin flirting]

Leon: So you like him now?

Arthur: Yes.

[Arthur, Merlin, and Gwen dating]

Leon: I don't get it, who do you like? Girls? Boys?

Arthur: *grabs him by the shoulders* YES!

the king has a large problem. The hero that was summoned thinks slavery is "a bad thing" and women "should have rights"

I was back in my old school and a 10 yo kid offered me cocaine in exchange for me attending his fantasy book club.