Mynameisnotwhatyouthinkitis - Plants And Merlin

Merlin Soulmate AU where there's a string of fate that only Sorcerers can see. He is obviously connected to Arthur, because two sides of a coin their destiny is intertwined etc etc.

He one day off-handedly mentions it in a conversation with Gaius, who suddenly seems Very Interested in what colour the string is.

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Merlin: It's red and gold because he's a Pendragon, that's like their whole thing. Even with your old eyesight you can see the banners around the castle come on-

Gaius, who stopped listening at 'Red' and is trying to process Merlin not only liking men, but his romantic soulmate being the Once and Future King: uh huh, yeah.

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Merlin, three weeks later: Hey, why is Lancelot and Gwen's string also Red? Is Lancelot actually a Pendragon?!

Gaius, who's life is flashing before his eyes:

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Merlin, after looking up soulmate strings in The Book, muffled through the wall of his chambers: WHAT?!

Arthur, being treated by Gaius when he took a hit in training:...um, Gaius?

Gaius: He's been at the tavern again your majesty.

a psychological battle i’d pay to see

Bakugo once called him a limp noodle, Shouto, not knowing exactly the connotations of that insult, finds that he agrees.

Source: unknown

Merlin: Freya is banned from the local tavern so we had to go to the next town over.

Freya: They shouldn't call it "all you can eat" if they don't mean it.

Merlin: Cariad, you ate a barkeep.

in the age of remote work we should all be visiting friends like they did in jane austen times. is it raining? stay overnight, you'll catch a chill. coming for a visit? why not stay for a couple months, until the roads...get better?

Arthur: I'm the king! I make the rules around here!

Merlin: Pardon?

Arthur: Merlin and I make the rules around here.

Where the fish at

“Eagle on Ice” ~ Photography by James Geddes

"He's a hopper for sure!" -Tsuyu

Random cook (looking at a massive spread of sweets): why did we make this again?

Head cook: Arthur is gay for his manservant

Merthur in fanfics

Merlin, about Arthur: We will have to add another hole in that belt.

Arthur: Are you saying i’m getting fat?!?

Merlin: If you keep eating like this, yes.

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Arthur, about Merlin: We will have to add another hole in that belt.

Merlin: Are you saying i’m getting fat?!?

Arthur: No, you are getting thinner by the minute!!

Merlin:

Arthur: Did you eat anything today at all??

Merlin:

Arthur: Do I have to force-feed you??

Merlin: *running away*

Arthur: Come back here!! Stop excercising!! Eat something!!

The romanization of Hawai’i only tightens America’s grip on my people.

We are not the land of Lilo and Stitch. We are not a paradise.

We are a nation suffering.

There are only around 600,000 Native Hawaiians left. Only around 200,000 of them live in Hawai’i.

Hawai’i has the second largest homeless population in the nation, falling just behind New York. There are 19 million people in New York. Hawaii only has 1.4 million people. Yet their homeless rates are neck and neck. A majority of those experiencing homelessness in Hawai’i are Native Hawaiian.

Tourism destroys sacred land. Mountains are moved to make room for telescopes. People live in tiny concrete apartments that cost $2k a month because the rich move to the islands to carve their own paradise. My people spend every night praying we can afford to eat the next day

The Navy poisons the water over and over. They lie and say it’s safe. People fall ill. Then they dump the waste into the ocean and promise to do better. They lie.

End the romanization of Hawai’i. There is no paradise under American occupation.