Mynameisnotwhatyouthinkitis - Plants And Merlin

encountering an inconvenience while cold: damn that sucks, oh well, i’ll figure something else out!!

encountering an inconvenience while hot: we all deserve to die right now, come on everyone, lets all go die

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He's just sleeping he's just sleeping he's just sleeping he's jus

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Snacks 4 life

Chishiya eating all dem snacks while everyone else be killing each other in prison...

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Here's a quick au idea that just came to me today:

In a modern au where Merlin is still waiting on Arthur, historians recently discovered a whole batch of legal documents from Arthur's reign. These documents detail many changes he made to the laws of Camelot, including the repeal of the magic ban (which the historians assumed was just a halt on witch hunts).

However, one thing that the historians note as strange were the large number of laws that only applied to the king's personal manservant, who was never mentioned by name in the documents. These laws range from oddly specific, such as 'the king's manservant shall not accompany knights to the tavern', to downright bizarre decrees that make no sense, like 'the king's manservant is hereby forbidden from pointing out stew in the king's hair.'

The historians' first guess was that perhaps King Arthur was going a bit mad in his later years, but they didn't find any other ludicrous laws besides the ones pertaining to his manservant, which then led the historians to question the identity of this manservant and his relationship to the king.

All of this culminates in a historical exhibit showcasing the documents and postulating on this mysterious manservant of king Arthur. Many scholars flock to the exhibit, eager to examine the documents and debate their meaning and impact within a historical context.

Which then leads to a very tired Dr. Merlin Emrys, a medieval history professor, being dragged by his colleagues to see the exhibit and having to stifle is laughter as these world-renowned scholars tear their hair out trying to understand what was essentially a prank war between him and Arthur.

Merlin: Freya is banned from the local tavern so we had to go to the next town over.

Freya: They shouldn't call it "all you can eat" if they don't mean it.

Merlin: Cariad, you ate a barkeep.

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The way Merlin talked Arthur out of marrying all the girls he was supposed to marry except for Gwen. And I believe that if Merlin had wanted to, he would have talked Arthur out of marrying Gwen as well. In season 4, where Mithian appeared, Merlin was so clearly jealous (I don’t buy the whole: "he wanted Arthur to marry Gwen, so he acted like that" thing). It seems to me that Merlin was deceiving his own feelings. Everyone was keep telling him how much he meant to Arthur, and he was like, “No, that can't be,” like he didn't want to open that door.