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hi! do you know any good modern au zukka fics?

YUP! (spoiler alert, most of this list is just gonna be me plugging @sword-and-stars because that’s what you get when you ask me for fic recs babes!) 

Netflix and Chill but we're Best Friends and you Fell Asleep by EnglishPlant this is set in a modern AU featuring bending and some elements of canon, but it’s basically Zuko falling asleep on Sokka and Sokka catching feels + some plot stuff 

Mass Times Acceleration by Haicrescendo aka the softest road trip AU of all time (whoops, looks like the hotel messed up and there’s only one bed, guess we have to cuddle x10) 

Carry On For You by Haicrescendo where everyone’s a pokemon trainer and Zuko is the gym leader of Vulca Gym (I know it sounds weird but TRUST ME, this is some GOOD SHIT, please read it) 

Quarantine And Chill 2020 by Haicrescendo features some of the cutest smut ever and some of the softest fluff ever. Features Zuko as the King of Trader Joe’s, Sokka as a twitch streamer, mutual pining, adopting cats, and Zuko getting a bubble bath. 

And I Feel Like An Oblivious Walnut In This Chili's Tonight by Elisabeth (Sokka thinking he’s being homophobic because he doesn’t like that Zuko brings guys home, when in reality he’s just a bisexual disaster) 

Friendship Bracelets by peachcitt FUCK this was soft what the hell? (College/Roommates AU) 

you caught me hook, line, & sinker by klinokinesis (orthokinesis) basically has Zuko as the nephew of a Fishing show TV star and Sokka as a bright and shiny boy who loves fish (high school AU, very cute) 

Simple Happiness by kotaka_kun  features Zuko learning to let himself have fun and Sokka wanting his bf to enjoy simple pleasures 

the one with the hot cashier by lesmiserablol features barista!Zuko and flirty Sokka 

Thunder by callmecaramleh features comedian Sokka and unemployed English major Zuko (features an airport kiss and some opinions about Star Wars) 

Quinacridone by Haicrescendo features artist!Zuko, barista!Sokka, and Zuko getting a gd nap (smut warning) 

Roomies Pt. 3 by beersforqueers features an accidental jacket swap, a mysterious avocado, and a date in an astronomy tower 

New plot twist she isn't liminal. Just after all that craziness in Amity she doesn't give a shit

What would happen if Jazz visits Gotham and ends up falling into a vault of acid?

How insane would she end up being?

Sudden writing prompt

God has finally answered the prayers of mankind. To each sufferer (mentally or physically), he bestows a superpower to help solve your problems. Blind man gets X-ray vision, people suffering from insomnia can now control their own and others' dreams and etc. The strength of the abilities depends on the amount of suffering of this person.

MC who really considered themself a happy person receives God-like powers.

And now they somehow have to deal with that.

Being a polylingual can be traumatic sometimes

How?

Lemme explain this to you in a extremely lazy way

"Cheer" in English - 🥳

"Cheer" in my native language - 💀

So every time I watch American film or series in the original (without dubbing), I'm getting an intense war flashbacks

Bc for me Cheer isn't about joy, in my native language it means fucking blood revenge, fucking Vendetta

Imagine you're chilling, watching some TV series and one character says to another

"I want to cheer you up!"

And you're sitting there like

"Please don't cheer them up please"

HOLY COW

I like this prompt so much, please someone write a fanfic. I'm beggin you

A random au thought that I barely thunk up before splotching it on here.

So basically, Danny, Sam, and Trucker are doing some bullshit thing and somehow manage to create a whole ass world out of a tabletop game they were playing or something.

Basically DnD I guess.

But anyways, the three create this world so that they can play and do whatever they want. All three of them have legends about themselves from the npc's they's inhabited the world with.

Tucker is the Pharaoh of the night less desert, known as Duulaman. Freeing the citizens from the rule of the Tyrant god Abanoub and brought peace and prosperity to all across the land.

Sam is the Queen of Nature known as Terra, directly on par and sharing interests with Mother Nature. Her legend is that she freed the Forest of Vita and defeated a powerful void entity who sought to use the powers of Gaia to further its own ends for power. Joining forces with Mother Nature who almost fell to its corruption to end the void being once and for all.

Danny, known as Astraeus, unlike the other two, have two different aspects to his legend. Prince of the undead, and the constellation Star Child.

The first one as you should know, is basically Danny being the prince of ghosts, wherein in the world they made the ghosts (and extending too other undead), were disorderly and running rampant among the other races in the continuation of a war that should have longed ended. So, he rounded then all up and took control because the person who was originally supposed to be doing it was... indisposed.

(Cough, real reason is that Pariah Dark somehow got his ghostly hands on the world cords and was like "Hmmm, my son's world is awfully boring time to spice things up" and then shit happened.)

Which in turn, ended the eons long war between ghost kind and the other races.

Constellation Star Child is one he kind of got on accident, his friends made a joke about him being the spawn of death and time itself and being molded from a star. Which the npc's took seriously.

Also doesn't help that he goes out to explore the void and space around their world on numerous occasions to identify any threats that would require his attention (Which is literally just an excuse so he can go and explore space to his hearts content.). And whenever he comes back, it's like a shooting star falling down to earth.

So, after they've done all of their adventures and when it was time for them to just scrap this world and move on. They just, couldn't.

This world grew extremely on them during their time in it (Despite the unexpected inclusion of Pariah Dark), and they just didn't want to destroy it so they just, stayed.

Not like stay stay, more so they come back to it a lot more than they should. Fermenting themselves as these deities or god-like beings who protect and care for their followers or something.

They created a space for the three of them to converse, known simply as the council. A realm sitting on the plane of reality between the world and the void, basically heaven but not really heaven?

Anyways.

So, continuing on with this, the trio splits apart, a feud in reality carrying into their game world that caused Danny to just leave and explore the calmness of the cosmos so he can clear his head.

Sam went to Mother Nature to talk about it and seek aid about the recent crack in three's friendship.

Tucker just went to take care of his kingdom and confide in one of his trusted advisors, much like Sam.

This is when something unexpected happened. Danny never came back to that world, not as if he went back to his reality.

He just never came back.

Something is keeping him from going back, some powerful threat that he's keeping at bay with all of his might while out in the endless nothingness that is the void.

With the absence of his presence, a powerful void creature who managed to slip between the cracks of Danny's notice suddenly sees he's not there anymore for an extended period of time and has its sights on the core of the world, Gaia, and the two goddesses protecting it. Mother Nature and the Queen of Nature.

To distract the one known as the Pharoah, it managed to find what remained of Abanoub and gave him some of its power to combat Duulaman.

Abanoub worked behind the scenes, slowly rising back to his prime state of power and with the added power of the void entity, he managed to corrupt the roots of Duulaman's kingdom and sow discord.

Unfortunately for Abanoub, it couldn't exactly kill Duulaman, so it instead caught him by surprise and put him into eternal slumber.

The void entity who named itself Akasa, just like the previous one. Sought to use Gaia as a power source, but not just the core, but the two goddesses as well.

And with Duulaman and the Star Child of death out of the way, it was free to do so however it wished, though not to say it wasn't extremely careful when it enacted this plan.

Sam didn't know that Tucker was sent into eternal slumber, nor that Danny was never going to come back as soon as she hoped he would. So, when she went to the council and found that she was the only one there, she knew something was wrong.

Mother Nature was attacked while she was on a different plane, with such a coordinated attack on both her and Gaia by Akasa, Abanoub's army, and a recent addition, Chiwa the undead duchess' pawns. She unfortunately fell and became nothing more than power source.

Sam tried, oh she tried. But in the end, after a drawn out battle between her, Akasa, Abanoub, and Chiwa. She fell as well, with the added power Akasa gained from Gaia and Mother Nature, now with the added source of the Queen of nature. He was basically unstoppable.

That didn't mean all hope was lost, with the last bit of her power, she managed to seal all three of them to specific areas.

Abanoub, the Night less Desert. More specifically Tucker's throne.

Akasa, the realm between the world and the void. The council.

Chiwa, the blood lake of the eternal lady.

Their forces were still at large however, with the ghosts under Chiwa's command wishing to continue the war from eons ago. Abanoub's armies spreading across the world to take over their various kingdoms and be forced under his rule.

All two wished to free their master's, who in turn promised to free Akasa when they were free as well.

The rest of the races didn't take this laying down at all, immediately going to war and managing to hold their ground relatively well.

Both sides were at a standstill, with Abanoub, Chiwa and Akasa sealed they lost a signifcant portion of power.

Whereas with the Star Child gone, the Queen of Nature captured, and the Pharaoh of the Night less Desert sleeping, they couldn't push forward no matter how hard they tried.

So, what did they do?

They came together and summoned people from another world of course!

And who did they summon?

The Justice League.

I guess I have no choice

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

THIS IS SO FREAKING HILARIOUS

THE SPEED-

  I’ve had this meme on my Tumblr page for years. Literally, years.  Recently, I noticed that they removed it for “Violating Tumblr’s Community Guidelines.”   Really?! Where? How? I know that ceiling is terrifying, but, seriously…

Reblog if you're gay, lesbian, bisexual, pansexual, asexual, transgender or a supporter.

This should be reblogged by everyone. Even if you’re straight, you should be a supporter.

Honestly I think what the most HILARIOUS outcome is that she won't change at all. Like not even a little bit. Imagine JL decides spy on her waiting for crazy shit she might do. But she just doesn't. She act like a normal citizen. And JL trying to figure out what the hell is happening.

Plot twist: Jazz is just a liminal, so acid is nothing to her and she KNOWS what JL is doing that's why she's acting as normal as possible

What would happen if Jazz visits Gotham and ends up falling into a vault of acid?

How insane would she end up being?