My Question Is, Did You Not Just Apologise??? Like A Simple "Oh Sorry About That Ill Try My Best To Remember

Gordon, not the self help coach we expected but the one we needed.

Also the Aussies claim him, he loves his mum and calls people cunt, perfect!

Me, after forgetting to cut the top off an onion before dicing it: “Aw dammit”

The Gordon Ramsey that lives in my head: “Don’t worry there, this mistake isn’t going to ruin anything. No need to be too hard on yourself”

Me: “Wow, that’s…not what I was expecting”

Gordon: “Of course, you ought to know by now that I don’t shout at cooks just to do so. I do it because the people in hit television show Kitchen Nightmares are putting their services out into the public and claim to be good enough to have the title of head chef. You’re just some guy in your twenties making beef stroganoff for yourself and your roommate. I’m kind of a dick, yeah, but I’m not gonna scream at you for a minor mistake like this”

Me: “Oh….well…thanks”

Gordon: “You’re welcome…cunt…”

I ironically (a fat bitch) need to be reminded of this each time I write a new OC.

i'm letting you go with just a warning this time but you better draw her fatter next time ok?

Oh god, they can not be allowed to congregate. Can you image the shear punk power they'd compile.

They would be best friends (and destroy things together)

I'm trying to get back into graphic design, so here we go! https://www.instagram.com/p/CpXVEGIPxbu/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

Bond girls are out. Blanc girls (underprivileged women who screw over rich assholes with the help of this silly detective) are in.

Seven is surprisingly high for a non gamer lol

Reblog with your score

Jesus's what a day to be born!!🤣

TODAY IT’S A GREAT DAY BECAUSE IT’S MARCH 15th THE DAY WHEN DENZEL CROCKER LOST HIS HAPPINESS AND IT’S ALSO ANNOY SQUIDWARD DAY

It takes a special kind of nerodivergent burnout to wear your dressing gown and Comfy Pants (TM) into hungry jacks.

This is the state I am in, not ashamed, just hoping I don't die tonight because I'd hate this to be my ghost outfit.

I'm far to invested in pop culture and various hiperfixations to not be.

Reblog and put in the tags if you think you’re visibly queer 

Bunnings, openly selling the thing that killed Jason Todd?????? Do better gothem.