nippiezest
Mostly just rants or random thoughts
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STOP PITTING PIERCE THE VEIL MEMBERS AGAINST EACH OTHER
vic is BEAUTIFUL
jaime is AMAZING
mike
tony is TALENTED
Chat is it normal to be scared of having blood
Art by Essi Välimäki
greeble neeble gomble womp?? e mfucking worgle smeet huga dorble!!!!
DO HIM NEXT
#i just reblog whatever my sister reblogs
watching billy do something and then remembering why he’s like that
twilight au where bella has a backbone and tells edward to fuck off after his stunt in Italy
The Cullen kids fave artists/genre
Edward: His is probably the easiest because liking classical music is so Edward. He’s the most pretentious vampire I’ve ever seen and would absolutely play Du Bist Die Ruh then get shocked when no one else is into it. I think he also would enjoy Mitski, Paul Anka, and artists with a calmer sound
Bella: I know Smeyer wrote that Bella doesn’t really listen to music but no. She would love 70s music. ABBA, Glen Campbell, Elton John, etc. But her favorite would be Kate Bush (i know shes 80s but shh) for girlboss reasons. I think she’d also enjoy east coast rap.
Alice: Waterparks, My Chemical Romance, Rob Zombie, Chloe Moriondo, artists like that. She’s got a pink shoes black socks vibe, y’know? Her and Edwards music tastes are complete opposites and ALice would try her best to keep up with new music because she wants to support artists that are actually alive and need the money. (Full shade to Edward.)
Emmett: EDM beep boop wowowow music that no one else enjoys. Like dubstep electronic construction sound music so Food House, 100 Gecs (I’ so sorry but it’s true.) and Fraxiom. But also lots of like early 2000′s pop (im thinking Taio Cruz, Pitbull type stuff.)
Jasper: Yeehaw giddy up honky tonk whewww doggy. Luke Bryan is his idol. He kisses his Dolly Parton poster before bed every night then lays there and tells her about his day while cuddling a Johnny Cash body pillow that lays between him and Alice each night (which is fine because Alice has a Hanayo Koizumi cardboard cutout she also needs to sleep next to.)
Rosalie: Sir Chloe, Florence + The Machine, Zeph, Kehlani, any girlboss musician. she rarely listens to male artists and no i am not projecting so dont even. she’s the reason im making this bc i was listening to Femme Fatale by Sir Chloe and had an epiphany. Rosalie is so emotionally constipated that only a starry eyed himbo could get to her heart so look me in the eyes and say she wouldn’t lose her mind over Zeph’s demo ‘Brave Enough’ ??? yeah sure buddy she TOTALLY doesn’t get stabby.
the fuck is he gonna do?? wake me up? kill me?
if I woke up in a saw trap I would simply go back to sleep
so anyway have yall seen Scream
mini twilight headcanon: jacob almost slips up about edward being a vamp in front of charlie (cause he called him a blood sucker) and had to figure out a way to recover.
Charlie: what do you mean by 'blood sucker'?
Jacob: you know...cause he's a...a Republican.
Bella:YOU SAID YOU WERE TAKING CARE OF RENESMEE
Emmett:
love how Johnny Cash’s cover of Hurt fucked so hard that everyone was just like “ok that’s his song now”
#King Steve “Babysitter” Harrington
The Cullens but if they used tiktok lol
-Alice would absolutely use Tiktok frequently and force the other cullens to make accounts
-That being said, Alice would post lots, LOTS, of tiktoks and participate in fun little trends. At first bitch baby Edward was like “Don’t you’ll expose us” but then realized that they can explain any suspicion away with filters.
-She also very actively plays Roblox horror games and gets accused of hacking.
-Edward makes emo Simpsons edits+edgy povs. you wanna pretend this skinny illinois whiteboy wouldnt sHE beLIEveD every fucking caption?
-Edward’s pov character is a wizard named Flame of war. He is a mob boss/patriot/single father looking for love in a dark, unaccepting world.
-Rosalie has tons of followers, she posts short videos of her lipsyncing or just fit checks for funsies. Otherwise, she wouldn’t really have any interest in social media.
-Bella doesn’t post, but her fyp is the funniest, edward keeps trying to get her to duet his povs.
-Emmett most definetly makes gym vids and bf pov/thirst traps. all of the comments are either asking if he does steroids or about his massive mommy milkerz
-Carlisle doesn’t post, but he follows all the doctors of tiktok in solidarity and comments things like “nice!” or “awesome info!” or “this is not correct. delete.”
-Jasper only likes and comments on Alice’s videos, but his comments are just like the thumbs up emoji or a smiley face, he once tried to post but the vid got taken down for the confederate flag in the back.
-Esme doesnt have tiktok because i love her too much and dont want that for her. Neither does Renesmee bc she’s a dumb fucking baby and I hate her.
-Jacob got banned from social media for being a literal child predator.
im going into a soup frenzy woaaaaghhhhhhhhh
its time i stop making twilight pins and do something about the economy
fandom people online will ignore the political landscape and blog about their blorbos all the time and then make the shocked pikachu face when abortions become illegal while they were blorbo blogging in the blogosphere
What do you want me to do about it on tumblr man. It’s tumblr.
reading this knowing damn well i have failed almost every history class ive taken and being reminded that i have a U.S history class i havent looked at since February 🤩🤩
crush
pairing: jasper hale x reader
summary: you and jasper share a history class and little do you know he has an infatuation with you. (headcanons)
word count: 0.4k
requested by anon
note: i hope this is okay and what you wanted. thank youuu for requesting this! 🥺
• when jasper first noticed you, you walked into history class.
• he liked the way you chewed on your bottom lip before carefully picking your answer.
• you were smart. smarter than the average history student.
• it's probably what first drew him in.
• but then when jasper started to really watch you, he noticed just how much he started to be infatuated with you.
• he liked the little crease that formed between your brows. the clip you always used in your hair, and the ring you wore on your right hand everyday.
• you were a unique human to him. and today, he couldn't help but notice your frustration.
• jasper felt it deeply in waves. he felt your emotions more than anybody he's ever met before.
• you were searching for a hair tie in your backpack's front zipper.
• of course, you turned up with nothing though.
• whenever you used one, you always forgot to put it back away or supply and replace them with new.
• he didn't question earlier when his closest friend, alice, handed him a hair tie.
• knowing she had seen something that would happen later today.
• and she was right.
• jasper leaned forward, tapping you lightly on the shoulder and you turned.
• your cheeks were flushed, it was probably due to the anger and embarrassment you felt. your emotions were high, nearing that time of the month again.
• "here you go, darlin'" he whispered, holding out a black tie while not wanting to disturb the teacher.
• you put your hand out, grabbing it and put it on your wrist. your fingertips brushed his and he instantly looked up at you.
• when you glanced up you noticed golden speckles around the iris of his brown eyes. they were unusual but that was something you liked about jasper.
• "thank you jas." you replied, the soft of your voice soothing his worries about you.
• "of course. walk you to your next class?" jasper questioned.
• class was done, the bell had just run and now that he was able to finally talk to you, he needed no wanted to know more.
• you smiled while gathering up your hair and smoothing down the top. you pulled the elastic and pulled it into a bun.
• "i'd like that. actually, i had a theory about the american civil war and wanted your input on it."
• jasper smirked, knowing he could help you with anything regarding that topic.
• he grabbed your backpack, resting it on his shoulder after he laced his own through his arms. "after you ma'am."
oh he absolutely does, and when he gets bored in class i like to think he watches stuff thru clairvoyance, like his dad at work or whatever
Do y’all think Saiki moves things with his mind to fidget? Like on the outside he’s calm but twenty miles away he’s telekinetically fixing a fountain
— Tatum and Stu doing the absolute most
im having such a jolly time!
Edward on Google the day before his honeymoon
wow so cool baseball mmmm
I dream about being with you forever.
Twilight (2008)
Hey I'm happy that Twilight is coming back but I can never get over the fact that Stephanie Meyer thought it was a good idea to write in that the werewolves have to cut their hair or else their fur would be long & shaggy to maintain.
As if most Native Americans literally don't cut our hair for spiritual reason. We literally believe it's an extension of our spirit. Its painful to cut, it's the evaqulant to cutting out your soul.
That's why we literally only do it when someone dies. Because its to show your mourning. Only to show your love and how much pain you're in.
Not all tribes do this but enough do. I literally went 3 years without cutting my hair once. Some have gone decades.
But naw turn to doggy cut hair regularly. The first set of Native actors they had literally got recasted because they refused to cut their hair. What did you THINK was gonna happen Meyer?
Notice how Booboo Stewart has always had long hair since his Twilight days?
Anyway heres a little clip about braids.
oh my god i reblogged something and now im POSTING?!? watch out bc my sins have been warshed away and edamomie
edward: I've killed before
bella (not an empath): i don't care