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Margot Robbie Behind the Scenes of Birds of Prey: And the Fantabulous Emancipation of One Harley Quinn (2020)

Harl’s here can now be found at @prosewrote​ ! Some threads have been transferred there, other than that feel free to bug her there or send things that way !!!

“But, look, who am I to say? I’ve got no idea. All I can speak to is what it looks like from my point of view.”

I thought we’d go back to that hotel, no?

less cringy NSFW/intimacy memes

ACTIONS: (add + to reverse who does the action)

✦ to finger my muse  ✧ to give my muse oral  ☆ to get caught doing something sexual in public ✻ to catch my muse masturbating  ✸ for a drabble about my muse having a sex dream about yours ❆ to tease my muse  ❁ for our muses first time  ✶ for something awkward to happen during sex ♢ for something to make our muses laugh during sex  ♤ for my muse to help yours undress  ☽ for my muse to have trouble taking off an article of clothing  ♧ to guide my muse’s hands where yours wants to be touched  ♜ for my muse to kiss an area where yours is insecure  ♞ my muse gets a cramp during sex ♦ my muse sneezes during sex ♟ my muse says the wrong name during sex ✪ for our muses to be intimate in nature © for morning sex  ✘ to eat food off of my muse  ♕ make your own scenario 

WORDS: 

“god, you look so good”  “fuck—” “i got you, baby”  “you’re being so good for me”  “i promise i’ll be a good”  “please”  “you have to be quiet if you want to cum”  “say please?”  “are you gonna be good for me?”  “shit— i have to pee” “wait, that hurts” “not there” “that feels so good”  “touch me here”  “did you just yawn?”  “you make me feel so good”  “do you like this?”  “i want to hear you when you cum”  “i’m so close”  “i need you”  “how much do you want to cum?” “turn around” “your fingers feel amazing” “i’m yours”  “you’re mine” “tell me you’re mine”  “you sound so pretty when you moan”  “harder” “wait—” “is this okay?” “say it again” “i love you”

musingsource :

suggestive starters meme ( nsfw )

why don’t you make me?

i like you better on your knees.

i can think of a few ways to shut you up.

i wonder if you’re as loud in bed as your are everywhere else.

try and stop me.

is that a complaint i hear?

i hope you’re not too fond of that shirt.

why are you siting over there? there’s a perfectly good lap right here.

i thought you liked it when i was bossy.

are you saying this doesn’t turn you on?

i can tell you’re hot and bothered from all the way over here.

i hope you don’t plan on walking much tomorrow.

you’re not the boss of me.

you’re hot when you’re angry.

don’t make me come over there.

i’m this close to taking you over my knee.

you’re being an awfully bad boy/girl.

you know you want it.

you sure talk a big game… but can you live up to it?

i’m not sure you could handle me.

is that a challenge?

harley quinn knows who all the bats are but never says anything bc she just rlly likes them. like, batman can be a bit of a bore, he’s a bit too serious for harley’s taste, but his kids? gosh, harley loves his kids. 

sometimes she commits crimes just bc she’s bored and she knows the mini bats are on patrol. i mean, she will straight up rob a bank just so she can chat w red robin for a bit. she always asks about superboy. he always asks about ivy. sometimes he fills her in on the latest teen titans gossip. 

harley likes red hood too. he’s funny and more violent than the other bats, which makes things interesting. one time they beat up joker together just cuz. they broke a few bones. it was fun.

she has a soft spot for nightwing too. how can she not? she’s known him since he was a chubby cheeked crime fighting baby with no pants. he’s basically her child.

and it’s always fun when she runs into the girls. batgirl is a riot. she’s the one who told harley that batman doesn’t know how to cook and can barely do his own laundry. black bat doesn’t talk much, but she listens to harley and laughs at her jokes.

harley thinks robin is precious in a violent murder-y sort of way. she likes to pinch his cheeks, which usually results in robin reaching for his katana and harley darting away. one time she booped him on the nose and he threatened to maim her. it was adorable.

sometimes, when signal is out on patrol, he’ll stop by harley’s apartment to hang for a bit. they sit together and eat snacks and signal tells harley about the chaos that is wayne manor. he doesn’t use codenames. he knows she knows their identities – he and harley are pretty sure that he and maaayybe red robin are the only ones who know she knows. they have a betting pool on when batman will finally realize harley knows he’s bruce wayne.

Harl’s here can now be found at @prosewrote​ ! Some threads have been transferred there, other than that feel free to bug her there or send things that way !!!

    feel free to change pronouns / wording !

warning for bad language.

“ are you really sleeping ? ”

“ that was exciting. ”

“ hello ? i’m lost, and hurt. ”  

“ that’s fucked up. ”  

“ why must we suffer like this ? ”  

“ do you hate this world ? ”  

“ you gotta help me. ”  

“ we have to run. ”  

“ i thought you were dead. ”  

“ the first person who touches me loses their eyes. ”  

“ god doesn’t love you. ”  

“ i’m dreaming. or out of my fucking mind. ”  

“ and here i thought this couldn’t get any worse. ”  

“ seen too much to keep the faith. ”  

“ you really busted your head open, didn’t you ? ”  

“ you didn’t give me up to her. ”  

“ i will fear no man. ”  

“ i will be ravenous in my penance. ”  

“ i could climb that. just need something to stand on. ”  

“ you have to kill me. ”  

“ god hates vanity. ”  

“ this world will die screaming. ”  

“ maybe there’s another way around. ”  

“ unforgivable. ”  

“ this isn’t so bad. ”  

“ i know what you are. ”  

“ that wasn’t so bad, was it ? ”  

“ gotta stop the bleeding. ”  

“ i need you to stay calm. ”  

“ your weakness has damned us all. ”  

“ you deserve the hell you’ll get. ”  

“ you were jealous. ”  

“ you were frightened. ”  

“ i’m not putting a fucking toe in that water. ”  

“ i want to see your true face. ”  

“ you’re such a pushover. ”  

“ you don’t want to get in trouble, do you ? ”  

“ stay with me. ”      

“ i only want us to be friends. ”  

“ shame is a gift from god, to let you know right from wrong. ”  

“ what you want is very wrong. ”  

“ i don’t know what you think you saw. ”  

“ i won’t let them kill you. ”  

“ we have to get out of here. ”  

“ i need to lie down. ”  

“ fuck you ! and fuck your god ! ”  

“ it’s getting worse. ”

“ you need to lie down. ”  

“ there’s nothing there. ”  

“ so, like … is she your girlfriend ? ”

“ you’ve murdered paradise. ”  

“ god has gone silent. ”

billie eilish : when we all fall asleep, where do we go? album … sentence starters

“I’m the bad guy.”

“I’m that bad type.”

“Let’s just let it go.”

“I’m not your baby.”

“Let me let you go.”

“Crying isn’t like you.”

“My soul? So cynical.”

“They called me weak.”

“Better off without them.”

“I can’t lose another life.”

“She’ll pity the men I know.”

“Your cover up is caving in.”

“’Sorry’ can’t save me, now.”

“All the good girls go to Hell.”

“Don’t say I’m not your type.”

“Didn’t mean to make you cry.”

“Too intoxicated to be scared.”

“I’ll only hurt you if you let me.”

“You said she’s scared of me?“

“I love you and I don’t want to.”

“I like the way they all scream.”

“You are my strange addiction.”

“Is there a 12 step just for you?“

“I could lie, say I like it like that.”

“You should see me in a crown.”

“Hurts, but I know how to hide it.”

“I’m not okay, I feel so scattered.”

“I’m gonna run this nothing town.”

“Oh, what a shame, I’m not there.”

“There’s nothing left to save, now.”

“Your silence is my favorite sound.”

“The debt I owe, gotta sell my soul.”

“I laugh along like nothing’s wrong.”

“Don’t you know too much already?“

“Tore my shirt to stop you bleeding.”

“Call me friend, but keep me closer.” 

“But nothing ever stops you leaving.”

“You can pretend you don’t miss me.”

“Don’t you know I’m no good for you?“

“I do what I want when I’m wanting to.”

“Can’t commit to anything but a crime.”

“It’s not true… tell me I’ve been lied to.”

“I never really know how to please you.”

“I’ve learned to lose you, can’t afford to.”

“Bad, bad news: one of us is gonna lose.”

“I guess I’m pretty glad that you’re alone.”

“'Cause even God, herself, has enemies.”

“You’re looking at me like I’m see-through.”

“I know you don’t care, but can you listen?”

“Even after all this ends, can we pretend?”

“When we all fall asleep, where do we go?“

“You can lie, but I know that you’re not fine.”

“Told you not to worry, but maybe that’s a lie.”

“I know you’re not sorry. Why should you be?”

“Watch me make ‘em bow, one by one by one.”

“Tell me which one is worse, living or dying first.”

“Make the same mistakes, blame circumstance.”

“Honestly, I thought that I would be dead by now.”

“So, you’re a tough guy, ‘like it really rough’ guy?”

“I can’t tell you how much I wish I didn’t wanna stay.”

“I just wanted to protect you, but now I’ll never get to.”

“You know I’m not your friend without some greenery.”

“If you think I’m pretty, you should see me in a crown.”

“But, we knew right from the start that you’d fall apart.”

“The friends I’ve had to bury, they keep me up at night.”

“It’s probably something that shouldn’t be said out loud.”

“Why aren’t you scared of me? Why do you care for me?“

“What do you want from me? Why don’t you run from me?“

“I can’t afford to love someone who isn’t dying by mistake.”

“Creepin’ around like no one knows, think you’re so criminal.”

“I just never know how you feel… Do you even feel anything?”

“Pearly Gates look more like a picket fence once you get inside 'em.”

“I just wanna make you feel okay, but all you do is look the other way.”

“Every time you talk, it’s all 'bout me, but you swear I’m not on your mind.”

“The way I’m drinking you down, like I wanna drown, like I wanna end me.”

“'Cause everybody wants something from me now, and I don’t wanna let 'em down.”

“It’s seeming more and more, like all we ever do is see how far it bends before it breaks in half.”

“I’m that bad type, make your mama sad type, make your girlfriend mad type, might seduce your dad type.”