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I was wearing my plague doctor mask in the house this morning, and little did my mother know I had a kazoo inside the beak. Now I put this together in like three seconds so I was flipping my head around trying to get the kazoo in my mouth properly, and I probably looked like I was going crazy. But when I got it and was making kazoo noises in a plague doctor mask you can bet your ass I found a new way to disappoint my parents

my chemical romance, you kinky motherfuckers

The moment when you get to the angsty part of a fic and it was just too angsty so you just had to stop, breathe and begin preparing

which member of mcr decided to put house of wolves before cancer and after i dont love you? thats bullshit. i dont need to listen to a song about a person wanting someone to "tell [them theyre] a bad man" and "kick [them] like a stray" in between two songs that make me want to cry.

I have had six lattes in the past 12 hours and haven't slept in a day and a half. it feels like that time when I inhaled the air from a thing of whipped cream (the ones that are in the metal containers and are really pressurized). my ADHD is going crazy and I think my anxiety has increased by like 500%. is this what heaven feels like or is it hell. at the moment I can’t tell. 

there is no way in hell inigo montoya and fezzik from the princess bride weren't gay for eachother.

reblog, my dudes. this shit is important.

I'll seriously be here if you need it 

Reblog to let your followers know you are a safe person to come out to.

i was shopping with some friends and when i was leaving, this guy (who way low key kinda hot) started staring at me and when i looked at him he winked at me... then, like 5 seconds later, i was walking away and slipped on some ice and fell on my ass. he started laughing at me.

today on random thoughts at midnight we have me speculating how the universe was created

ok wait i just had this random thought but what if the big bang wasnt the start of everything? what if there was a huge intergalactic war that fucked everything up and we are the out come... what if its like if we had a nuclear war that wiped out people and earth's life had to restart but on a bigger level??? im probably not making any sense but whatever...

ok wait i just had this random thought but what if the big bang wasnt the start of everything? what if there was a huge intergalactic war that fucked everything up and we are the out come... what if its like if we had a nuclear war that wiped out people and earth's life had to restart but on a bigger level??? im probably not making any sense but whatever...

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He just wanted a cHeEk SmOoCh

I will forever be grateful for quizlet’s auto-generated answers.

It really be like that tho

i scare people lots because i walk very softly and they don’t hear me enter rooms so when they turn around i’m just kind of there and their fear fuels me

isn’t this true tho

I feel like things would go a lot better if everyone would bear in mind that the way people act on Tumblr is not necessarily indicative of the way they act in real life.

this is what i want in a relationship😭😭😭

is it alright for me to jump into the bandwagon