If You Dont Reblog This Youre Straight

Writeblr Intro

So I've been peer pressured by a friend into joining Writeblr, and so I don't know much about this all. I am just here to have a good time.

About Me

I don't like using my actual name online, so you can call me Maura. My pronouns are she/they. Despite being on this runaway train we call Tumblr for six years, I don't really think I have ever shared any of my writing on here.

I mostly write high and urban fantasy, but I dabble in crime dramas, romance, and science fiction every once in a while. I have ADHD, so I am always jumping between a couple projects at a time.

Current Projects

Barknola Island

When Evie Bryn wants to escape the rush of urban life, what better way to do it than work as a lighthouse keeper on a small, rural island? But when she arrives to find the lighthouse abandoned and in disrepair, the last thing she expected was to uncover a mystery as old as the island itself.

A more lighthearted fantasy that features Celtic folklore creatures. Basically, if My Neighbor Totoro met Song of the Sea.

Blood by Proxy

Desdemona Walsh has amassed plenty of dirty cops within her city's police department and has dealt with plenty of undercover operations as the leader of the city's crime syndicate. Usually she can thwart all attempts through bribes and just enough reasonable doubt, however, the cops throw a wrench in her plan when they send her an attractive rookie detective by the name Allana Bunker. But as time goes on, Desdemona can't let her infatuation put her behind bars.

A slow burn, enemies-to-lovers crime drama starring two women who refuse to let their emotions get in the way of their jobs.

I think I've rambled on for long enough. Shout out to @problematicallybored for making me do this.

Through the window, 1926

Arthur Wasse

So I marathoned all of the Spy Kids + Sharkboy and Lavagirl with my brother. To the result of this:

One of them is gay and I don’t know which

None of the men in this are straight

All of the guards are himbos

*chanting* Steve Buscemi Steve Buscemi

-Ya know this could be an allegory for depression

-what

-hummm

-No wait. Please tell me your deep analysis of shark boy and lava girl

-No

Taylor Lautner is the murder hobo of this movie

I’ve seen a few henties that started like this...

UPDATES ON THE JOSH FIGHT!

According to Fawcette, the main streamer of the event, the amount of Joshes who turned up is about 75-100 Joshes. Any streams are really laggy, but for those who couldn’t tune in here are some pics:

These were taken from a laggy stream, but as you can see the turnout is massive. The crowd is estimated to be at least 200 people.

The latest winner from the series of Josh fights is “Tiny Josh”, a four year old child who was inducted into the battle. As of right now, the bearer for the title of “The One True Josh” is the original Josh Swain.

Updates will continue if the stream stops lagging.

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

I rarely have a visceral reaction to a TikTok but this one... this one got me

This man (thatgreygentleman) is one of my favorite creators and his hot take on Zuko’s coronation is amazing

How dare you block out the furry in Marya Morevna - wolf furry. It a beauty that should be included.

am i already too attached to a wip i’ve had for like half a day? probably

big shout out to pris @dhampier for listening to my incoherent ramblings and to tris @atelierwriting for the vaguepost format bc im actually gonna outline things this time (?)

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so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god