Randomciviliangothamite - Random Gothamite

is crime alley called crime alley because crime happens there, or like, was it just a really unfortunate name

- @ednven

It’s a nickname it’s actually called park row but only rich white people call it that

it’s called that bc of all of the crime

@alzhul I seem to have coughed up my spleen but idk if that has any relation to the green Mountain Dew I’ve been drinking

Thank you for volunteering as part of my Lazarus Formula's live trials. Please keep me appraised of any effects, and notify me immediately if you vomit any section of your digestive tract. - @alzhul

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will do

glad you understand :) 👍

also don’t be surprised if someone named TinkyWinkyhasrabies follows you

that’s just my other account and I will probably follow you on it too as soon as I log in :)

giggles hysterically as I follow you

yessssss another blog added to my collection

😰this isn't even a rp blog dude, it's just mildly strange shit and like

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what

Listen. I can despise Bruce and gush at non-abusive characterizations where he's a good dad. I can do both.

Thank you for volunteering as part of my Lazarus Formula's live trials. Please keep me appraised of any effects, and notify me immediately if you vomit any section of your digestive tract. - @alzhul

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will do

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🎶something something something who you gonna call ghost busters something something something nannananana I forgot the rest of the words🎶

Don't call the Ghost Busters, their containment practices are terrible and they've been partially responsible for every near world ending event they've stopped.

What if I just don’t show up

I know when I’m about to lose my rat army won’t be able to save me from this besides they won’t even let me out of the sewers so I couldn’t even if I wanted to

Also someone had to tell you it’s a hard truth that everyone must face at some point in their life

Waffles cannot love you back no matter how much you love waffles

WOWWWWWWWW

YOU. ME. 3 AM BEHIND THE WAFFLE HOUSE . WE’LL SEE WHO WINS.

Understandable

send me a rouge or vigilante and i’ll tell you how many shots it would take me to give them a smooch