Tony Hawk Isnt Even A Name To Me Anymore. It’s A Rank With Authority

hAAHA HEY SO DOES ANYONE KNOW HOW TO GET TO ALA B AM A QUICKER IM WALKING THERE AND I DONT HAVE LIKE A BIKE SO THATS LIKE OUT OF THE QUESTION UHHH. HAHA HE LP

I do have a good handful, yeah 😅.

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Oh cool! Who are they? Are they monsters too?

W. Wait are you a monster?

I went out searching for them n fell into a ravine. I nearly drowned and I woke up to them bandaging me up. So I assume it went well

SWEET JESUS IM GLAD YOURE OKAY!!!!!!

But that's such a nice way of meeting. Well. Actually no that was very dangerous but like, it's really sweet of them to bandage you up! So like- that's. You. I. You know what I mean.

The monster I've got attached to me was around since I was born n I just really found out that they are actually like. there. after watching a certain series. It's pretty easy to guess what it is if you just. Look at my profile.

Either this creature is real and I'm not crazy or they aren't and it was a huge coincidence that the thing following me just looks like that. But I know it can't be a coincidence. There's too much evidence that proves otherwise.

Thats pretty cool. I uh, never had anything like that in my childhood. Was it nice?

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I'm sorry you weren't able to experience something like that when you were a kid. That must of really sucked. But yeah, it was nice. It..really was. Mike and I met because some kids were making fun of me for my facial scar. He ran them off and showed me that I wasn't the only one with scars, too.

Mike was like a father to me, in a lot of ways. My real dad sucked ass.

But I also actually met William because he was coming through the vent in the breakroom to steal Mike's lunch. Funniest shit ever when I look back on it. William was a lot like me. Absolutely deranged, but he was also really nice, too.

Oh absolutely not I hate the police.

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OH THANK GOD me too. I was a little worried there for a sec cause like getting returned to my parents is the LAST thing I need right now. I'm already so close to where I need to be.

do you ever get hit by a sudden moment of realisation? like wow...i have hands...i breathe...i am alive...i am a person....and then you're like OK back to work

Diaphonized Python regius.

*visibly shaking and sweating like a sickly little creature* i have so many problems but i'm being SO normal about it

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