I'm Not Dead Yet So Jot That Down

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I've been reminiscing recently. Sitting in a forest does that to you I think. Maybe I'll draw something. I did bring a little sketchbook and some pens, after all.

Most people on here: arg! Ah! Politics!!! Ahh!

Me: Erm, did somebody say TACOS? *does my happy taco time dance!*

Uh oh. That's..not good. Is this something I need to be on the look out for..? What entity is gonna cause trouble? Do you know?

I bet they're real. You seem like. Me level crazy.

Anyways right after I met a three eyed talking magic deer. Life is going great

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MAGIC DEER??? MAN THATS ACTUALLY SO COOL

what are they like?? Why do they have three eyes...do..do they see more with another eye or..or is it like the same this is vital information I NEED to know.

Thats pretty cool. I uh, never had anything like that in my childhood. Was it nice?

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I'm sorry you weren't able to experience something like that when you were a kid. That must of really sucked. But yeah, it was nice. It..really was. Mike and I met because some kids were making fun of me for my facial scar. He ran them off and showed me that I wasn't the only one with scars, too.

Mike was like a father to me, in a lot of ways. My real dad sucked ass.

But I also actually met William because he was coming through the vent in the breakroom to steal Mike's lunch. Funniest shit ever when I look back on it. William was a lot like me. Absolutely deranged, but he was also really nice, too.

Fuck uhhhm how do I do introductions

Well my account is @grimm-creature for one. Feel free to send asks or messages I guess. Uhm, I do welding. My lover is a literal beast. My house sucks. I dunno give me a prompt here

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Aw man you're dating a MONSTER?? that's so cool and actually not like, fair, at all. I wish I had a monster bf. But uh, as for a prompt..hm. I guess I could ask what it's like living with a monster? Wait no that's stupid I already kinda know the answer to th

Well. Actually. No I don't because the monster that's around me just likes to make me uber mentally ill and I feel like it would probably be different for you. Unless your partner gives you mental illness. If so I'm sorry if that was rude. I have a really bad time talking to people I did not have many friends in school

Do you have any friends?

Hello!

-🍁Grimm

Oh. Someone found me. Hm. I don't think I know a Grimm. Are you with the police?

I want that twink desecrated