Sometimes I Randomly Remember How Insane Maggie Stiefvater Was For Making Ronan Lynch—a Man That Can

im seeing a lot of holden haters on the catcher in the rye tag again so id like to tap the sign

Adam to Ronan in TRB

i dont care if mondays rife,tuesday qednesday full of strife, thursday fuck my baka life, its friday im in sucks

Me reading trc

It is simply not fulfilling to enjoy media in the height of its popularity. You need to show up so late to the party that everybody else is gone and the hosts are asleep so you can rummage through their trash for chip dip and stale hors d’oeurves to eat alone in the dark like a dirty little raccoon secret

slithered here from eden just to wait outside your workplace to drive you home and feel like a wild chimpanzee on a sugar high when you flirt with my bald ass. or however the song goes

i am conducting a transvestigation on my vintage furby

I would classify listening to waiting room by phoebe bridgers as a form of self harm oh my god

if you’re the dead wife and i’m the dead wife then who’s looking back at the gates of the underworld????

can we talk for a moment about how Gansey says the most out of pocket things and then goes back to normal talking about the ley line.