Scfthails - Love Ya To The Moon And To Saturn

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All this talk about Long Haired Marvin. How about Long Haired Scneep? @therealjacksepticeye I’m changing the game.

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EMERGENCY COMMISSIONS

hey, hi there, it’s me again with another post i wish i didn’t have to make -

to cut it short: some stuff has been happening and because german laws are a pain, i lost a total payment of 200€ which is now missing at the end of this month (November). i’ll see some money again when December starts, but for now i only have a few bucks left to my name. 

i was really against doing something like this, but food for my dog, needed meds for my family and overall just food are more important than my pride here kjghdf

WON’T DO:

MECHA/FURRY

ANIMALS (will do in the doodle style!)

NSFW 

SHIPS

WILL DO:

JSE EGOS & OC’S (as long as proper description is given, with image for reference if possible)!

GORE & INJURY

- PRICES -

payment will be done through PayPal!!

FOR 5€:

FOR 15€:

FOR 20€:

for each of these i’d be up to work on a more detailed background if you’d like it! just make sure to tell me and maybe specify if you got something in mind!

So! I was having trouble coming up with something to do for Day 9, and the lovely @scfthails suggested the egos’ coming out stories, so here’s a lil bit on that for each ego!

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Welcome to the 4th-annual Community Secret Santa.  Much like a traditional secret santa, this event builds upon the “anonymous gift exchange” concept, and turns it into a secret, pen-pal-like correspondence from dec.1-25 of the given year. It’s an excellent way to spread positivity, make new friends, and get into the spirit of the season as we approach the holidays. I’ve hosted this event for the past 4 years, and it is now my pleasure to invite you to join in on the festivities.  Read more about the event ▸

In order to join, you must register. Registration will be open from now until 11/25 at 10pm EST. This process consists of two steps. 

TO REGISTER: 

1) First, fill out the google form here

2) Using a desktop, enable ask/anon/submit, and take a screenshot of these settings. Submit that picture to me here. (instructions linked below)

Once I have received the results of your form, as well as your screenshot, you will receive a confirmation message from me that your registration is complete, and that you have been added to the participant pool. 

Between 11/25-11/30, you will receive another message from me with the person that you will be “Santa’ing” for, as well as further instructions. The event will formally begin on 12/1, and end on 12/25 with your identity reveal. 

I hope you all have a wonderful time. Let’s make year 4 the best one yet. 

RESOURCES: how to enable ask/anon/submit: here (or here if viewing from the app) how to submit your screenshot:  here (or here) event schedule: here (or here) frequently asked questions: here (or here)

send me some asks with these prompts :O? (include characters bls 👊😔) (side note ig?: im mostly familiar with jacks egos, so keep that in mind!!)

Prompt List

I find it easier to make prompt lists so I can write with what I’m inspired by. I’ll probably add to this as I find new prompts I like.

I took these from several prompt lists that I’ve reblogged, so that’s why they may look familiar. 

ANGST

“I can’t do anything right.”

“Please don’t cry.”

“Why are you awake right now?”

“Why are you lying to me?”

“Forget it, you’re a fucking asshole.”

“Don’t you ever do that again!”

“Do you even still love me?”

“Nobody’s seen you in days.”

“Why are you awake?”

“I’m worried about you.”

“Can you shut up for once in your life?”

“Holding everything in doesn’t help, you know.”

“If you don’t hug me right now I think I might fall apart.”

“Just get home as soon as possible, okay?!”

“I told you not to fall in love with me.”

FLUFF

“Go with me?” “As long as you hold my hand.”

“Is there a reason you’re blushing like that?” 

“Have you seen my hoodie?” “Noo.” “You’re wearing it, aren’t you?”

“OH you’re jealous!”

“Can we stay like this forever?”

“Please just kiss me already.”

“I think you might be my soulmate.”

“Sleep over? Please?”

“Are we on a date right now?”

“I think I’m in love with you.”

“Are you flirting with me?” “You finally noticed?”

“Am I your lockscreen?” “You weren’t supposed to see that.”

“I wish we could live together already.”

“They’re so cute when they’re asleep.”

“I just wanted to let you know that I think you’re beautiful.”

RANDOM

“Quit touching me, your feet are cold!”

“Sharing is caring, now give me the hoodie!”

“Did you seriously just get your foot stuck in a toilet?” “Maybe.”

“If I die, I’m haunting you first.”

“But I’ve never told you that before.” 

“Stop being grumpy, it’s lame.”

“Can we please stop running? I think I’m dying.”

“Can you please…? Hmmm, I don’t know. Maybe put a shirt on?!”

“You come here often?” “Well, I work here. So I think I’d have to say ‘yes’.”

“Aren’t we supposed to be working?”

“You’re insane,” “You love me,” “Not right now I don’t.”

12.    “Give me attention.”

13.       “YOU SAID TO BE HONEST STOP HITTING ME!”

14.       “Okay, so maybe I didn’t see that coming.”

15.         “I’m too sober for this.” “You don’t even drink.” “Maybe I should start.”

16.          “You met me yesterday,” “Yes, and I would die for you. Next question,”

17.          “I’m telling you. I’m haunted.”

18.         “Well, that’s tragic.”

19.         “She’s hiding behind the sofa.”

20.         “I’d kill for a coffee…literally.”

21.         “What do you mean she’s my new partner? She tried to kill me last week!” “Sounds like a you problem.”

22.         “Good thing I didn’t ask for your opinion.”

23.         “I’m bulletproof…but please, don’t shoot me.”

24.         “Did you just hiss at me?”

25.         “It’s six o’clock in the morning, you’re not having vodka.”

26.         “The diamond in your engagement ring is fake.”

27.         “No. Regrets.”

28.         “How drunk was I?”

29.         “How is my wife more badass than me?”

30.         “It’s your turn to make dinner.”

31.         “They’re not your kids, back the f*ck off.”

32.         “I could punch you right now.”

33.         “Welcome back. Now fucking help me.”

34.         “I’m not buying ikea furniture again.”

35.         “Oh honey, I’d never be jealous of you.”

36.         “That was kind of hot.”

SITUATION PROMPTS: 

KISSES

“Good morning” kiss

Kiss on the forehead 

Kiss on the nose 

Kiss on the neck

Kiss on the back 

Needing to kiss to hide from bad guys

Exhausted parents kiss 

Hiding/hoping not to be caught kiss

Before Bed kiss

In Secret kiss

Public kiss

Against a wall kiss

When One Person’s Face Is Scrunched Up, And The Other One Kisses Their     Lips/Nose/Forehead 

Lazy Morning Kisses Before They’ve Even Opened Their Eyes, Still Mumbling     Half-Incoherently, Not Wanting To Wake Up

Routine Kisses Where The Other Person Presents Their Cheek/Forehead For The     Hello/Goodbye Kiss Without Even Looking Up From What They’re Doing

Kisses Meant To Distract The Other Person From Whatever They Were Intently     Doing 

Top Of Head Kisses

i cant think of a christmas song rn so hello!!!! how you doing? hopefully good!!! here have a cookie 🍪 heres yet another random question: favorite song at the moment?

hey!! im doing good! currently with friends so im having a blast! and tgabk you for the cookie :D my fav song rn is DOA by i prevail (listen to it bls omg) what abt your fav song?

reblog if youre an idiot. reblog if youre just a fucking fool.

“Look I don’t know if I’m going to have a career after this but, f**k that.” - John Boyega 

THIS WAS SO FUCKING SWEET THANK YOU SO MUCH!!! MAH HEART 🥺

So this is just a little gift for @scfthails​ - yes it was supposed to be for Christmas & now it’s the last day of January and yes it’s bad but yknow what?? We out here. So a very belated thank you for being the best secret santa ever!

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