*defends Self Pathetically* *gets Called A Bitch*

having visions of whatever the BC frat boy equivalent is college au

via _willsmith2

moments from today's sharks practice (thank you, @kibblesby!!)

mom who won't give him anything beyond a disinterested "thats nice honey" and has zero desire to go to a singular hockey game + dad who's affection needs to be earned since he is also the coach???

macklin celebrini i sentance YOU to a debilitating praise kink

youre accusing ROOPE of being slower than someone??? i fear youre going to hell

headshots from the iihf men’s worlds 2025 team rosters!

im about to be a rotted cunt until the end of playoffs (nothing personal to anyone, the hater in me sees the hater in you etc etc)

so in a last-ditch effort to persuade myself that actually, i will survive and find a kernel of happiness if any of these teams win, i started researching and then 12 hours later had this unhinged presentation

pinto doesn’t like the call | ott vs min | 01.02.25

stars-avs is such a terrifying match up. there are so many blond men in this series

ok we just laughed until our ribs got tired. Now what

happiest silliest man alive

lak@dal 02.28.25