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im her sister and can confirm, i was gnawing at my enclosure and almost killed someone

i was casually doodling random shit on printer paper and all of a sudden my sister is blowing my phone with ao3 being down and now im tempted to draw a skull with a bloody arrow going through it and labeling it "me fr" (i cant draw for shit)

reblogging so I remember where it is

🌈Them gay shows 🌈

Finally did it guys! BL Drama recommendations flowchart catered to me. Me only. ME people who might have the same taste as me. Enjoy

just found this on my dashboard and by law, I'm required to reblog this.

I am going to eat this entire candy cane.

I feel not dumb now.

But the feeling is gonna leave very soon, I'm sure.

I got the Top 4.47% on this English Vocabulary test

can confirm, i'm her sibling

How movies portray siblings: I know you might think I hate you but I don't. I hope we can start over and put the past behind us. You're the best sibling I can ask for.

How siblings actually are:

we duel at dawn bitch

YOU THINK I’M JOKING BUT I’M DEAD SERIOUS

dear fucking gods how the hell did this show up in my feed

this is glorious, i shall make a day of this holy shit

Can you please reblog if your blog is a safe place for lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender, asexual, aromantic, pansexual, non binary, demisexual or any other kind of queer or questioning people? Because mine is.

I'M SO FUCKING GAY I—

Get you one who can do both 😍

imagine just being so good at sucking dick that you get your teeth knocked out several times because you always got them really hard(and because you have a thing for dick piercings-)

so many ppl on tiktok will be like ‘look at my epic style glow up omg my style used to be so cringe’ and it just shows them wearing clothes that were in fashion in 2015 and then clothes that are in fashion now like baby that’s what happens when u don’t have ur own sense of style

Slasher76 with his slasherseventytits

Happy Halloween~!

My turn to get in on nipslip76! Slasher76 with his slasherseventytits! I could go all night. I love this skin so much.

alternatively, Fanfiction.net

K: no cusses + one single papercut

K+: maybe one cuss but it's minor + one single papercut but it's bleeding a bit more

T: cover your ears kids, mommy has some words to say + oh, a broken bone

M: literal cursing tirades + maybe one organ that is peeking out like Pennywise

Applicable AO3 Ratings If You Don’t Write Porn

G- nothing objectionable

T- the fuck word

M- organs, outside

E- organs, outside, lovingly described

I rate it 10/good

What to do when you don’t like a fic: a step by step guide

Step 1:

ah, yes, the only posts i see on my dash are gay, gay, gayer, and cats

occasional posts from users

it really hurts to read all of the fanfiction involving the bleeding effect and Desmond slowly not being able to discern reality from illusion. and then I remember "oh wait. that basically happened in the games"

Slowly but surely progressing through Valhalla and I got tears listening to Desmond talk about his experiences going through the bleeding effect with Shaun and Rebecca, how he saw ghosts of Ezio and Altair walking around and even hearing Connor’s voice. . . *sobs*

It made me realize how much I miss Desmond’s character and how much he made an impact on my interest in the franchise.

those cult members are going to find out why she is referred to as "dreaded Persephone" the hard way

the general idea is this: zag is kidnapped by a surface cult who think his blood will give them eternal life, and persephone is the only one who can go far enough afield to find him.

(per wikipedia: goddess of spring, flowers, death, life, vegetation and destruction)

that gay hoe is gonna die of h o r n y before Thanatos can even get a swing in

show-off 💜⚔️💀⚔️❤️

this comic is the result of staring at thanatos’ sprite reference for hours, the inherent intimacy of sparring, and nerdssssss

never been so bisexual in my life i-

resident evil 8 review

shit, not again

i literally just woke up at 2 am wtf

bi panic initiating in 3...2...1

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH—

holy shit

that was... hot

oh fuck, I'm doing it again