☆•°a silly seal with an owner named Ace!°•☆ (RP acc of oc's I made)
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Someone decided it was fine to get messy with pen ink while I was cleaning in class today.
Whhhatttt...?? It said it wanted to fight me!! So I said "let's go, bitch!(๑•̀ᗝ•́)૭" And beat its ass!<(ꐦㅍ _ㅍ)>
pens can't talk?
...Nuh-uh.
..nevermind.
Hey ace...:3
Yeah?
It's officially 21 days until you're birthday:D
..huh, cool.
How old are you gonna be??
Yes.
...wat?-
HOLY FUCKING SHIT I JUST REALISED HALLOWEEN IS IN 2 DAYS.
...Hallo-what now?○-○?
..oh, right, you don't know about Halloween. Halloween is basically an event where you go out in costume late at night (around 7 or 8) and go to people's doorsteps to say 'trick or treat' and get some candy from them. It's like a candy haul for kids.
..I wanna do thattt..( •͈૦•͈ )
I have some tissues, wanna be a ghost?
YESSS!!
Okay then, I'll make you the costume at RAD then.
(I DONT CELEBRATE HALLOWEEN, BUT HAPPI HALLOWEEN GUYS!!:D)
I'm bored!;-;
Me too! D:
...why are you talking to yourself at 1AM in the morning?
Ooc here! I won't be posting any pictures of the seal as of late because.. I lost him. I went to school and was being silly, I gave them to my friend for a little bit for comfort, and they lost it. So.. I have to ask my mother for another one, or find it..this is fun..
Why is there roblox avatars of me?! Σ(°□°˶) !!
..you are a popular figure on the internet, Seal. I hope you know that.
..I'm famous?! (°〇°)
Mhm, search up 'seal plushie', and you'll find a lot of people having the same you..just not conscious.
(˚0˚)!! IM LOOKING NOW
Today's Seal Is: The Grand Sniffer
It's now the school holiday's apparently! Ace told me that we get two weeks off and then we go back at the normal schedule?
Mhm. That's right.
(IM SO GLAD ITS THE DAMN HOLIDAYS..WOOOOOOO!!!)
I can't seem to sleep tonight, and it's the last week of school before the break..aka a two week break. It's 5:10AM, and I'm just questioning life. The seal plushie is asleep right now and has been since 10:30PM. I've been trying to sleep, but it just doesn't seem to be working for me, no matter if I try or don't. Maybe I should just give up trying to sleep and just relax while I still have the time..
Hi darlings!♡
I heard that someone tried to assassinate trump again, thoughts?
-💘
Uhh..who's trump? ∘ ∘ ∘ ( °ヮ° ) ?
Wait..he nearly got what?
...˙ᵕ˙
..did you just use my emoticons? >:○
⸜(。˃ ᵕ ˂ )⸝♡ to whoever tried to assassinate that conservative version of talking orange!!
Oh!..Ace actually seems happy!
..niceᵔ ᵕ ᵔ
(Ooc)GODDAMIT, I ASKED AN ASK THINKING. PUT THE ANON THINGY ON AND I DIDN'T. HELPPPPPPPP AAAAAAAAA
Welp..time to cry!
Its 2AM and ace are blabbering weird shi-...stuff. yeah, Ace is blabbering weird stuff again..(ᵕ—ᴗ—)
He keeps saying stuff about... someone named kamala Harris? And that she's being a total "girl boss and should win the election."? ...Whoever that is.. and keeps saying about how "the orange apple jack ponysona looking fuck" should be angry that he's losing..Ace's words not mine.
And.. uhh, what the hell is an "American politics"? If you're wondering why Ace is even speaking at 2AM, it is because he's on a call with his friends late at night.. and I just so happen to be allowed to use their phone.
Ooc here! I'm just saying that my ask box is open aswell and I can answer questions as myself rather than Ace or the seal!:>
..and I'm starting to think the seal plushie needs a name, anyone have suggestions for this lil' plushie?
Thank you again for anyone who's been seeing my posts, and bye-bye!
I thought school was tomorrow and started telling Ace that he had to get ready for school tomorrow and looked at me all confused...(._.`)
..turns out we don't have school tomorrow because it's a Friday( •͈ ◦ •͈ )
You get school for 5 days straight and then have 2 days off for free time, it's simple.
Ughh... school's confusingg..( ꩜ ᯅ ꩜;)
Ace ate a whole eraser today. A WHOLE ERASER (°ロ°)
What? They have a nice texture and taste good.
..I'm to lose my shit with this guy:D (Hey, no swearing.)
Okay, so, funny thing for me, actually.
I may or may not have found out Ao3 works on my school computer and isn't blocked.
I have a photo of it aswell.
I made the seal plushie go read something because it was bored, and they wanted to read fluff of their favourite ships..and..uh..
I NEED BLEACHH!!!(╥﹏╥)
..they ended up looking at straight smut. It demanded me for a hot chocolate after to calm down.
helloooo~
Ace, personal question, are you mentally ill?
If you don't want to answer that, Hun, then I'll just ask..hm..what food do you enjoy most, both of you?
-💘
....what?
Uhhh...?
....
Ace likes fried rice with a small side of Mayo (good quality mayo), and I love whatever has a nice combination of sweet and salty, like salted caramel popcorn!:D
Awhh! D: they look so sad! I feel bad for my flesh mortal kind! ;-;
...I'm sorry, your what?
..flesh mortal kind? What wrong with calling them that?○-○?
...it sounds weird.
Today's Seal Is: The Third Wheel
Best things happened!:D
Ace cleaned his room! Glad they did:> it looked terrible before (depressed person alert:>) so yippee!!:3
...depressed person alert?
UWU.
Hello! Rando anon again!!
Ace is it alright if I call you Acey or Acer??XDD
Hi rando anon.
I guess I don't mind being called Acer.. but Acey? No. Got called that one too many times in class when i was younger, and I hated every second of it.
Didn't go to school today. I have tomorrow and then the next two days off because of it being "student free days due to events." As much as I don't mind that, I would still prefer going to school every day. It gives me reason to get out of bed and get myself to do something productive other than talk to the seal plushie and tell it my problems in life.
You can still clean Y'know?○-○?
..true. I'll go do that.
Suppp!!
Question for both. What are y'all pronouns?? Is it's just they/them or it/it's (sense I've seen ace calling the seal an it)?? Thanks for answering
Ooo...good question!
Sense I'm a seal plushie, I don't actually have a gender;-; so I normally just go by they/them or it/it's! Either of those are fine for me!
As for me, I go by whatever. People have called me a boy and a girl (and a Walmart trash bag once) in class, so I don't really care. But if you want specific preferred pronouns, then.. probably he/him or they/them is good. Thanks for asking.
... Should we add sexualities into this as well or wait for a future ask for it?
Hm...we can say if you want. I don't care.
:0 Yipppeee!!!:D
Okey, so I'm not really attracted to anyone because I'm a plushie seal..uhh, what does that make me again? I'm still learning..;-; (it makes you AroAce, buddie.) Yeah!- :0..you called me buddy!! Yeyy!!
For me, I'm pansexual and demisexual if you wanted to know.
Ace didn't let me use their phone to post because I screamed in the middle of class because of a spider..;-;
Anywho! I'm allowed it back now (shhh...secretly..) While Ace does homework!
So...as promised... here's a picture of me on a drum thingy while ace was learning drums!:D
I'm absolutely adorable!:3
Turns out..ace has school! >:[ I asked if they could being me with them and they said yes as long as I don't misbehave and start screeching!:>
I'll ask Ace to take pictures of me!..hope he gets my good side!:] (you have no good side.) HEY! rude:<
I kept searching for the seal all day because I couldn't find them and started to freak out because sometimes this damn seal causes absolute chaos. It's not fun. Turns out, the damn seal is in the highest cabinet in my kitchen and is trying to eat sour patch kids. Reminder, this seal can eat.. but it has flippers. Which makes it hard to open packets for them, so I have to open them for them and give them the food myself... but the seal doesn't necessarily have to eat to live! And when i told them no and that I wouldn't let them have sour patch kids, they started to screech high-pitched and gave me a migraine. Great. I left them locked in the cabinet until they calm down...or go insane.
ACE KEEPS SAYING "YES SEAL PLUSHIE, DANCE! DANCE, YOU FUCK" SEND HELP!!
..I told them that they could possibly dance to "hot to go" by chappell roan if wanted.
UWU.
Seal plush! What you doing right now???0_○
Ace! What's it like having a little seal plushie that's alive??
-rando-anon!
Oooo an anon, hallo! (Hi.)
Right now.. I'm looking at YouTube (thanks to Ace using the computer for me!). I'm watching Oompaville right now! It's fun:D
As for me, it's weird having a talking seal plush. I don't hate or like it. The damn seal can be a bitch at times. (Hey!)