Dark Mode

So I just went to a friend's house and apparently the "put plastic bags in plastic bags" trick is also in my country and my family is just weird because we don't do that.

You WISHED you were half as good as me.

The last few days were insane. So I couldn't sleep for two days straight and on the morning of the second day I find one of my cats, how I haven't seen in a week and how we assume was dead because of a big gash in her belly, just lying on the floor with said gas looking worse. So I woke up my mom and we took her to a vet. In the vet's office he told us that she would be fine, but we need to not let her out of our sight or near any other animals and give her medicine everyday for a couple of weeks and after that he will sew the gas. She is feeling better, but I am so scared for her life.

Here's a picture of her warning you can see the flesh and muscle

I don't want to know what fucked Carmine up so bad that not hitting Kieran was being kind

He did tho. He said that he is a carefree and chaotic dad on twitter. but he ended up just the worst dad in fiction.

can we talk about how shitty molly's dad is

Like we all know his a bad dad but WOW I forgot how bad he is. I haven't re-watched the show in a while and I thought "maybe he isn't as bad as I remembered. Maybe I'm over exaggerating my memories of him" BUT NOPE, he is as bad as I remember. For example he straight up FORGOT HIS OWN DAUGHTER AT A MUSEUM WHILE HE WAS SUPPOSED TO LOOK AFTER HER. Also he shows blatant favoritism to Lorelai because she makes cool stuff with her epithet. I REPEAT, HE PREFER'S HIS OTHER KID BECAUSE SHE MAKES COOL SHIT. HIS FAVORITISM HAS GOTTEN TO THE POINT WHERE LORELAI IS OK WITH SAYING THAT HE DOSEN'T LIKE MOLLY AND IT BEING TRUE. I MEAN HE NEVER ONCE IN THE SHOW OR BOOK SHOWS THAT HE LOVES OR EVEN LIKES HIS KIDS

Say what you want about the game it can be ready funny

Soooo I'm on a bus and a kid I don't know just gives me a small McDonald's cup Coke for no reason. Anyway how was your Tuesday

JoJo villains are fun because you never know if a rat, an old electrical tower, a fly, the concept of calamity, a rock insect, a gay vampire, a priest horny for said vampire, the sun or the president of the US will almost win until who they're fighting pulls of some bullshit out of there ass and wins

oh yay i can post these now ^_^

10/10 dad joke