Sirpolygoner - Sir Polygoner

I don't get people who post once a day. Do you not get paralysing anxiety just before you post?

Help I'm stuck

So I just went to a friend's house and apparently the "put plastic bags in plastic bags" trick is also in my country and my family is just weird because we don't do that.

You WISHED you were half as good as me.

Circus Tree: Six individual sycamore trees were shaped, bent, and braided to form this.

can someone explain how he fell because I have no clue how an origami banana made him fall

I don't want to know what fucked Carmine up so bad that not hitting Kieran was being kind

oh yay i can post these now ^_^

10/10 dad joke

so I was going through the fontaine archon quest but I had to leave my pc for a couple of hours and I come back to this

IM FUCKING DYING NEUVILLETTE WAS FINE BEFOR I LEFT WHAT THE FUCK HAPPEND? BOTH PAIMON AND LUMINE ARE ACTING LIKE NOTHING HAPPEND WHILE NEUVILLETTE IS GETTING SENT TO THE SHADOW REALM