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Latest Posts by snake-ass-cheeks420

Are you taken?

Yes, taken for granted.

i wanna talk about this shot

i genuinely don't understand why keeping the body parts of a dead loved one like a lock of hair or fingerbones or even their skull is so distasteful to so many people. if it's good enough for the catholic saints then it's good enough for my buddy john.

Beedle & Goodfellow

Goodfellow is a warforged barbarian dnd character I want to use if I ever get to play someday. Figured I'd draw his backstory even if I never do 😊

idk who needs to hear this rn but suffering is not noble. take the tylenol

Men in porn always so desperate for validation. "oh you like that cock? You like my cock?" go to therapy dude

So what makes a butcher knife more butch than other knives?

Reblog to put one of these in your mutuals’ pocket when they’re not looking

i don't know how to show affection so imma just bite u

all mine (plaza) LESSGOOOO

up & down by vengaboys 😐

never not reblogging bruce the apeshit parrot

been going insane over Bruce in his eating dome for 24 hrs now

looks like this friend gets everything BUT bbc

i have a friend who has kinda bad eczema on their right hand but their left hand is fine and thats because acidity makes eczema worse and that includes vaginal acidity and my friend is both a lesbian and a slut so they finger a lot of people and that fucks up the hand they use (their right hand). Anyways do you think BBC sherlock would deduce that by looking at my friend’s hands

I'm doing this the moment i get my car 🙏

saw my friend reblog a post about hating driving and listen. i understand you. however i love driving because i am locked in a metal box for three and a half hours on the regular where i can do nothing but focus on not dying and listening to music i love as loud as i want while i pass through gorgeous mountains in weather that could destroy me like an errant fruitfly. it enriches my warrior monkey brain to go fast at speeds no man was meant to go and try as hard as possible to fight against the constant threat of dying in the concrete arena. does this sound relaxing? perhaps not to the regular man. but a man i am not.

I wish octopus could learn how to read. They could be pen pals with middle schoolers.

maybe it’s cuz i’m getting older but i’m thoroughly unamused by how every media consumption is being reduced solely to ships and the desire to have people date each other. what’s wrong with friendships. what’s wrong with found family. what’s wrong with roommates. what’s wrong with mentor relationships. why is the end goal of everything to have two+ people be shipped together.

get you a man who can do both