[image Description: A Sprite Edit Of Doc Scratch, Who Usually Has No Face, Now With A Badly Drawn Angry

you ever get so weird with your gender that you just morph into a different art style?

[text source: @mxbutchtwink on tumblr. vae reblog a lot of stuff about vampires, monsterfucking, and other queer stuff, so I've used the text from a lot of those reblogs for incorrect quotes. but I think this is the first time I'm using vaer own words for one! so I thought I'd give vem a shout out for unintentionally and indirectly helping me out with this blog so many times!]

I don't mean to bother but I wanted to let you know bovinelung (the person you reblogged from) is against mspec lesbians. I'd hope you support them(mspec lesbians), but I don't believe you've said anything about it in the past so I thought I should make sure

ugh, that's really gross of them. thanks for telling me. I took down the reblog, took back my like, and blocked them.

I want to make it clear that I absolutely do support using the word lesbian as a broad term. Sappho of Lesbos herself wrote about her attraction to men as well, so I don't see how it would make any sense to name something after someone if it doesn't even apply the namesake.

I'll be more careful to check who I reblog from now. that post itself seemed so lighthearted, it's kinda creepy to think about how casually hateful people can be while on a queer site in a queer fandom for a queer story.

I'm about to go through all my past reblogs, I guess. feel free to let me know if you notice anything else like that.

[ID: Satan (Marvus) says "I HAVE COME TO TAKE YOU TO THE DEPTHS OF H-" MC interrupts him, saying "wow you're tall". Marvus, confused, replies "...thanks?" MC continues, "how tall are you?" Marvus thinks and says "I dunno, 6 feet 6 inches, 6 11 with the horns?" MC, blushing, says "omg 'with horns'! you are SO funny!" they then twirl Marvus's hair because they don't have their own hair. / end ID]

text source: skoog on twitter]

Satan didn't see that one coming

She’s preparing them for the journey ahead!

(text source: dennys and emily-playz-yt on tumblr)

1/6/2022 - happy pride month!

a beautiful boy

Karkat but hes a chonky cat

sleepy

[image description 5:

Dave says, "one time I dreamt Obama followed me around my house chanting, 'gay, gay, homosexual, gay,' until I cried." Dave summons another Dave from a different timeline to help him illustrate obama's part in this. when the other Dave leaves, he continues, "it was somehow the most humbling experience of my life." Rose replies, "# assigned gay by president". / end of all IDs.

text source: one-time-I-dreamt on tumblr]

here it is! happy queer pride, everyone!!!

[image descriptions part 1:

ID 1: Skylla is sulking in a jail cell, saying, "one time I dreamt I got sent to death row because I had a countryish mullet instead of a gay alt one".

ID 2: Tyzias confides in Stelsa, "one time I dreamt a law was passed that made it illegal to say 'I'm gayer' when someone came out"

ID 3: Dave says, "one time I dreamt I met the patron saint of the gays". Nepeta does a cute pose. he continues, "she looked a bit like the Cheshire cat, but with green, red, and yellow stripes." Nepeta, now with stripes, does a threatening pose. "she could shapeshift into a human," he says as she transforms into Jade.

ID 4: Elwurd says, "one time I dreamt me and my entire class full of girls had to prepare and present an assembly to the school about Women's day". in her flashback, Bronya and Kanaya are with her in the library. she continues, "each person had to say what women are, i.e. powerful, strong, independent," while Chixie is shown at the microphone. Elwurd goes to the mic and narrates, " when it was my turn I said, 'women are gay,' and walked away for the next person to get to the mic". Kanaya says, "I mean you're not wrong". / end of IDs part one.

text source: one-time-I-dreamt on tumblr]

part two will be in the reblog!

She puts up with so much bs.

(text source: svveetlemonade, grandchilds, alyssathesquirrel, and rickytee on tumblr)

there were only three questions, but boy were they tough to choose!

hi just for fun i’m doing a simple little google survey to poll what are ppl’s favorite hiveswap trolls LOL. feel free to share! this might also help me gauge if i’ll ever do more future hiveswap fan merch too hehe

if request are open I think it'd be funny if you did that post that starts with "yesterday my date made me promise to "not talk to any random russians this time" only for me to immediately become best friends with a kosovan gang member. saved on a technicality" with tyzias. and possibly konyll (did I spell that right?) as the gang member. if u feel like it lol. have a good day snom

any day someone calls me snom is a good day! here you go!

[image descriptions: Tyzias tells you a story near the bar.

Tyzias: yesterday my date made me promise to—

Stelsa: not talk to any random Russians this time!

Tyzias: —only for me to immediately become best friends with a Kosovan gang member. saved on a technicality.

Tyzias: after I successfully taught him how to play uno via google translate, I explained to him that my date's phone got stolen, promoting both the most threatening and the most hilarious sentence ever typed into a translator:

Konyyl: we will find them and put them in the SHROUD! / end ID]

this is part 1! I'll reblog this with the rest!

this took way longer to finish and to post than I thought, so thanks for your patience!

[text source: sadclowncentral on tumblr]