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dump of my favorite marine biology memes 🦑🐠🦈🪸
"Do you ever dream of land?" The whale asks the tuna.
"No." Says the tuna, "Do you?"
"I have never seen it." Says the whale, "but deep in my body, I remember it."
"Why do you care," says the tuna, "if you will never see it."
"There are bones in my body built to walk through the forests and the mountains." Says the whale.
"They will disappear." Says the tuna, "one day, your body will forget the forests and the mountains."
"Maybe I don't want to forget," Says the whale, "The forests were once my home."
"I have seen the forests." Whispers the salmon, almost to itself.
"Tell me what you have seen," says the whale.
"The forests spawned me." Says the salmon. "They sent me to the ocean to grow. When I am fat with the bounty of the ocean, I will bring it home."
"Why would the forests seek the bounty of the oceans?" Asks the whale. "They have bounty of their own."
"You forget," says the salmon, "That the oceans were once their home."
fuck
I really do think that ONE hit the nail on the head when he made reigen. he's a conman. when things aren't going his way his immediate reaction is to beat the other person up and it somehow always works. he violates every working law immaginable. he is so unreasonably lucky for no reason. his best friends are an autistic middle schooler, an evil spirit and an ex-terrorist. he pays his workers pennies and is worried theyll join a union. he lives in a shitty one bedroom apartment. he gets drunk off of no alcohol. hes constantly surrounded by other autistic middle schoolers. he has no real, functioning adult friends. he has a license but hasn't used it in 10 years, and when he did use it, it was to take a bunch of kids to meet aliens. he's written his own biography. God hates him. his family hates him. he hates himself. and yet there's a psychic kid with a bowl cut who looks up to him with nothing but admiration. he throws salt at evil spirits and people if they annoy him. he would protect his students no matter what, and has almost died multiple times to help them. the only thing that makes him happy are dogs. in fact, he had a dog before, and it was eaten. he's canonically sexy and depressed, but also very, very ugly and sweaty. he's tried to shoot and kill a man not because he was super evil and trying to take over the world, but because he was hurting his kid. he was told he would go to hell and couldn't care less. he met real aliens and all he could think about was how he was gonna pay his bills. he has god awful posture. he smokes cigarettes but never smokes in front of the kids. he wrote his will by age 29. all the animators wanna fuck him. he gets no bitches canonically. he's ONEs favorite character but he always makes him want to kill himself. he was doxxed. he was cancelled on Twitter. he entered a wack a mole competition and won 4th place. children make fun of him. he describes himself with having motherly love. no one likes him. everyone loves him. the anime designer draws him starting from his ass -> waist -> back because "it's like running your tongue over his body". his theme song sounds like a mario kart course track. he's so utterly pathetic.
plus he's just a genuinely good person and he's one of the best characters ONEs ever created??? genius.
lil sandman doodle that I have done for the hell of it
[ID: black and white drawing of Dream of the Endless, dripping black ink. He’s nude, with five spiky wings sprouting from his back. He’s crouched down. His eyes are stars. Ink concentrates around his hands, making swirls.]
Ah, I see. Thank you for your honesty. Please, take as much as you need. There will be enough for everyone.
A change of scenery. Simple, but marvelous.
A glimpse into your future, for you brave souls! (Divination is tricky business, tread carefully my dear!)
Knowledge from the universe, eh? Perhaps this will be of interest to you.
Rest for the weary, right this way. It's a personal favourite of mine.
A home-cooked meal you say? I like how you think! A labour of love worth savoring (and sharing with friends!)
For something to pass the time, try looking here, or if that doesn't hit the spot, here.
Seeking adventure to a far-off place? I know a way to get you there.
✨
I hope you found what you were looking for!
references this tweet
anyway I think shigeo likes to lie down in the middle of the floor like a cat. It makes him feel normal
Redraw of that one group shot from the anime because its awesome and I love it
hey. don't cry. I went to Mad At You island and none of your friends were there :)
Tons more at the source!
Dragons, with jobs
Artist credit to Flamecraft!
more dreamling fic tropes that hit so good every time:
dream thinking he has to repay hob somehow for saving him. hob being like bitch what the fuck. we are friends
hob encountering dream in eldritch nightmare form and instead of being afraid he just like. pets the eldritch creature on the head.
(alternatively. dream is like 'you won't like my Nightmare form.' hob's like 'jokes on you i'm into that shit')
dream just. appearing in hob's living room. or in his bedroom. or on his bed.
the absolutely feral rage of hob when he sees dream in the fishbowl.
dream yelling at desire because how dare they make him have feelings for hob???? desire just like ?????????????
Desire trying to seduce hob. Dream being like I will punt you to the other end of the earth do not test me
hob's students being deeply deeply confused by hob's cryptid goth boyfriend like what the fuck is this relationship actually?
hob and death becoming bffs. perhaps through their combined power they can get dream to practice basic self care.
hob built the new inn for dream. (i frequently forget this isn't explicitly canon).
relatedly - the new inn as a temple.
hob as dream's knight in the dreaming. the king & his loyal knight dynamic generally speaking.
hob calling dream 'my king,' 'my lord' or some variation thereof and dream just bluescreening.
hob defending dream from some innocuous threat he definitely didn't need help with. dream deeply charmed by hob coming to his defense.
on the flip side. someone saying something mean to hob and dream yeets them into outer space. ("that was a bit of an overreaction." "it was not")
Hob doesn't get nightmares anymore because the nightmares are afraid of being unmade by Dream
meowpheus. in all incarnations
Hob making Dream finally eat something ("you didn't eat for like a hundred ten years." "Ughhhhhhhh")
Hob beating the crap out of people at the Burgess manor
That moment at the new inn reunion when oh my god. Their hands. TOUCHED
Hob wrapping his coat around Dream's shoulders after rescuing him.
Pressing their hands together through the glass.
Hob's friends/coworkers etc seeing him making heart eyes at this random goth and being like ????🤔😳??🤔??😳
The Dreaming residents seeing Dream mooning over this incredibly average guy and being like !!!!😑😑🙃🙃???🤨🤨??
"So then I went to hell." "Oh ok-- hang on hell is REAL?"
Hob: oh hey cool raven. Matthew: thanks. Hob: oh it talks too hahaha *dies*
Hob making friends with all the dreaming residents. dream's feeling a little personally attacked by the way they all gang up on him now
Dream just Chillin in Hob's classroom while he teaches. Hob definitely not Sweating at all
Hob giving Dream some of his clothes. But making sure they're black
fantasy seijoh 4 illustrations i made a while back i wanted to post them together eheh
I have three modes of reading
Dont read
Read a 500 page book in a day
Read only fanfiction until my eyeballs drop out of my skull from exhaustion
Miracle Happens After Dawn
And the progress after two months’ hard working!
Two identical infants lay in the cradle. “One you bore, the other is a Changeling. Choose wisely,” the Fae’s voice echoed from the shadows. “I’m taking both my children,” the mother said defiantly.
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One of the most important things about mcr, and what makes mcr so awesome, is that not one single member is cool. Not one of them! They are all so fucking lame and weird.
Gerard gets asked about his artistic inspirations and he goes on a rant about Joan of Arc and squid. In lotms he had a perfect replica of some Lord of the Rings sword in his room and a notebook labeled 'Star Wars Notes'. There's literally too much to list.
Mikey is a shivery chihuahua of a human being who got more ass than anyone else in the band and got his first bass by stealing it from Gerard's ex and used to tuck his hair under his glasses and stalked his favorite band up and down the east coast. After he got famous he would invite random dudes he met of WoW to his real life house. His favorite book is IT, and as someone else who's favorite book is IT, that's not a hallmark of a well adjusted human being. He got asked for a joke in an interview and the best he came up with was "a man walks into a bar... and says ouch! :)"
Frank dropped out of a psychology program at rutgers to live in a van with 2 dudes who didn't shower. He's a perpetual motion machine of a man who said in some interview that when he got bored on tour he started reading the hotel shampoo and toothpaste ingredients list for something to do. He posted his whole ass on instagram and cries after shows. He wrote a song inflammatory enough to get the secret service on his ass and his dad drummed on tour for kiss and was maybe the last person to speak to John Lennon.
People like to act like Ray's the normal, well adjusted, cool one. He carried a spider-man action figure with him for like a year. He collected Pokémon plushies well into his 20s. He went to fucking film school and got an alfred hitchcock tattoo and made a movie abt a guy who ate eggs and went insane. We all saw the mr. Pea(Nuts) thing he posted like last week. We've all seen the pictures with James Dewees.
All four of them had an interview with a porn mag and wouldnt shut up about dnd. They wouldn't write a song for twilight but they did for Yo Gabba Gabba. None of them are cool and they don't care and that's the whole fucking point.
and if you turn to ur left you’ll see the emos
My Chemical Romance Masterpost
The Attic Demos
I Brought You My Bullets, You Brought Me Your Love
Bullets Release Show
Three Cheers For Sweet Revenge
Warped Tour 2005
Life On The Murder Scene
The Black Parade
¡Venganza! (Mexico City)
The Black Parade Is Dead!
Danger Days: The True Lives Of The Fabulous Killjoys
Mad Gear And The Missile Kid
Conventional Weapons
iTunes Festival Live In London
The Kids From Yesterday EP
Covers
Fortunate Sons
Astro Zombies
Safe And Sound
My Name Is Jonas
Li’l Red Riding Hood
Under Pressure
Song 2
Jet Black New Year
Common People
Misc
All I Want For Christmas
Professional Griefers (ft. Gerard Way)
Xmess Detritus (Narration by Gerard for this short)
In Defense of the Genre (ft. Gerard Way)
My Chemical Romance on Loveline (April 4, 2005)
Blood
Graduation Day (ft. Gerard Way)
Sister To Sleep
The Devil In Mexico (ft. Gerard Way) Planet Earth (ft. Gerard Way)
Destroy All Vampires
Jack The Ripper
Every Time I Die (ft. Gerard Way)
Stay Awake/The World Is Ugly
Helena (Acoustic)
I’m Not Okay (I Promise) (Acoustic)
Summertime (Acoustic)
From My Cold Dead Hands (ft. Gerard Way)
SING (Acoustic)
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