Mori -10000000
All of the “#1 Dad” mugs in the world change to show the actual ranking of Dads suddenly.
The extra cones and rods in your eyes make it easy to identify fake photos and videos. One day when you’re testifying in court, you notice one of the jurors is “fake”
DAZAI HEADCANNONS
1. Prosthetic eye, mostly wears one that has a smiley face on it
2. Constant headaches: I feel like he would also have migraines on a regular basis, stemming from a car accident
3. Double jointed: it just see it, no real reason
4. He is a archeology nerd, ask him about anything revolving it and he will go on for hours
5. He cuts his own hair, mostly because he knows the way he likes it and thinks if he let's anyone else touch it, it'll be messed up forever
6. He loves headpats, favorite sign of affection
7. He has chronic pain in his legs but refuses to admit it
8. He can't cook, but CAN bake, suprisingly well
9. He adores little kids. Who doesn't though
10. He constantly fears everyone will either
A: forget about him or
B. That everyone will hate him
All that matters is that you are my friend
well, my heart is gold and my hands are cold