Kunikida Calls Dazai Twice A Day To Check Up On Him. And I Hc That When Dazai Getting His Stuff Which

Cannot tolerate the lack of Kousano content

YESOMG I THINK ABOUT THIS ALL THE TIME

HE'D GET ME A TON OF CUTE CAT PLUSHIES AND READ TO ME AND HE'D BE SO UNDERSTANDING OF MY TEMPER TANTRUMS JUST YES AHHH

Day 11: A Character You’d Love To Be Your Caregiver 

I've played Obey Me! For years now and even in Nightbringer, I'm still a fan of Satan. I feel like he would actually be such a good caregiver that he's a comfort character of mine <3

#sillyjunposts

The person I reblogged this from is awesome as fuck.

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Elmo popcorn

I'm gonna start posting my really short one-shots on here.

Pumpkin - Peridot and Lapis start a dog army for their Pumpkin.

“Lapis!” Peridot shouted from the bottom of the barn to Lapis, who was hovering in the air. 

“Yeah, Peri?” Lapis looked down.

“I’ve been researching dogs, as Steven calls them, and they are social creatures. But our Pumpkin is all alone out here,” Peridot exclaimed.

“Pumpkin is a pumpkin, and they have us,” Lapis replied.

“Yes, but what if they crave more than us!?” Peridot whined.

“Then take Pumpkin to more dogs?” Lapis stated.

“We don’t have more dogs!” Peridot cried.

Lapis sighed, “Then get Steven to make more?”

“Pumpkin needs companionship now! We need dogs!” Peridot waved her arms around to make it seem more urgent.

Lapis picked up Peridot and Pumpkin, “Let’s go dog hunting then.” Then she flew off.

The three of them grazed by grass as they searched for dogs. The bright sun shined across fields and fields of emptiness, quickly flying by.

They spotted a person walking their golden retriever below them. Lapis ducked and grabbed the dog and its leash in one big swoop.

They repeated this process several times before spotting many dogs, all gathered in a park.

“Lazuli! Look at all those dogs we’ve hit the jackpot!” Peridot cheered.

Wordlessly, Lapis landed them in the dog park.

Peridot stared awestruck and excitedly pointed to all kinds of dogs. “Look! There’s a great dane! Oh, and there’s a corgi!”

Lapis Lazuli smiled at this display, “I don’t know how we’ll carry all these dogs.”

Peridot didn’t hear her and instead strutted off to grab more dogs.

Lapis sighed and sat on the ground, waiting for Peridot’s return.

Pumpkin barked excitedly at other dogs and then barked and pawed at Lapis.

“What is it, Pumpkin?” Lapis asked.

Pumpkin spun around and chased its tail.

“Do you want to play?” Lapis observed.

Pumpkin nodded, and Lapis looked around for a nearby stick.

After finding and grabbing one, Lapis threw the stick and shouted, “Fetch!”

The dogs ecstatically chased after the stick and playfully fought amongst themselves for it.

Lapis continued playing fetch with the dogs while waiting for Peridot to return.

Eventually, Peridot returned with an angry crowd behind her.

Shouts rang from behind her, “Let's fly, Lapis!” 

Lapis used her powers to carry all the dogs that were playing with each other.

Once they got to the barn, Pumpkin started happily getting to know all the other dogs.

“We’re such great parents,” Peridot smiled.

Steven made them return all the dogs.

Constructive criticism is appreciated!

SKK au where they still have their abilities but Dazai accidentally kissed Chuuya when they first met, knocking Chuuya out of gravity manipulation...

Since then Dazai has lied that his ability is activated by kissing and not by touching and Chuuya has never doubted cause Dazai always go in for the kiss as soon as he grabs Chuuya to nullify his ability.

And Dazai threatened the rest of the PM to not to expose him and they had to suffer skk making out during battle in their mafia era.

Then Dazai left PM and they met again as ADA member and PM executive on battle field and Dazai on instinct grabbed Chuuya for a kiss to nullify corruption.

The rest of the ADA be like: why is Dazai kissing the enemy executive?

PM members: Not this shit again!

And Atsushi would later ask Chuuya shyly why does Dazai kiss him to pull him out of his ability and Chuuya in ultra confusion be like 'Cause that's how his ability works?'

Only to find out that Dazai has been lying to his face the whole damn time...

THIS IS SO CUTE I'M GOING TO AHHHHHH

If I had a nickle for everytime I forgot what I what I was going to say as I said it I'd have

"Please, I wish for food!" The child cried.

I spawn the most luxurious buffet for them, "And for your second wish?"

"A house!" The child said between bites of lobster.

I spawn a mansion, "Your third wish?"

The child stopped in thought for a moment before speaking, "A loving family, please!"

Nothing appeared and I grinned, "Hello, I'm your new dad."

The two of us lived a happy life.

You’re a Genie with thousands of years of bad luck. It seams that every time someone finds the lamp, they are evil or corrupt and you are bound to grant terrible wishes. One day an child in torn clothes finds you and begs for food.