minho: ah, it smells good in here!
felix: thanks :D
minho: what cologne do you use?
felix: febreeze
THE POLE DANCING AGENDA CONTINUES.
+ Namjoon thinks Yoongi would be good at something else too
(sowoozoo video cr. namuspromised | trans cr. modooborahae)
seungmin: hyunjin i have a song for you
hyunjin: okay
seungmin: *starts singing ‘dead to me’ by kali uchis*
hyunjin:
hyunjin: ...chan? he’s singing it again!
felix: *intently staring at a febreeze bottle*
felix *whispering*: this is gonna be so fucking efficient-
chan: what are you doing?
felix: *sprays febreeze at the ceiling fan and proceeds to have a coughing fit*
felix: worth it
you know the sound air? yeah.
me: *innocently daydreaming* ah this is nice-
my mind: nope. nada-nada. terrible. when will the love interest meet the main character? illogical. disgusting. think of something different. no sir no sir. *snap snap* let’s go! do something different!
me, in tears: i-i- please. i’m- it doesn’t have to be logical please just let me daydream in peace.
my mind: no.
i love it here
kun is just tryna be a good dad while ten is out here raising hoes
felix: i’m going to yee my last haw because of you guys
seungmin: ok cowboy go farm some corn
deadpool!felix
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