The Ice Emperor Pops Up At The Most Random Moments

The New Yorker

How Tumblr Became Popular for Being Obsolete

The social-media platform’s status as a relic of the Internet has attracted prodigal users as well as new ones.

positive press? for tumblr???? my gd.......

what do u mean this isn’t what happened. this is spamton’s backstory yes

it’s time to yell at Discord before they help destroy the planet

Discord’s CEO is on twitter hinting about their apparent future involvement with NFTs/crypto.

In case you aren’t already aware, cryptocurrency is digital currency that sucks because it consumes an absurd amount of energy and computer parts, and NFTs are a way of creating false scarcity for digital items, which are bought and sold with crypto currency, and also suck. Here is an article about why that shit sucks. The article has additional information. Here is a twitter account that also documents NFT thefts & scams (NFTs are often stolen art sold without permission).

HERE IS WHAT YOU SHOULD DO ASAP:

1. CANCEL NITRO. Don’t wait around for them to reverse course or apologize. Cancel it now, choose “other” when it asks why you’re canceling and write in your answer. They need to see the financial backlash right now. You can always re-sub if they backpedal, but right now they need the impetus to do the backpedaling.

2. GO HERE to their feedback forum. make a thread and tell them you cancelled nitro and don’t want them involved with crypto garbage. contribute to other threads if you see one that piques your interest. EXTRA CREDIT: downvote this thread, boo them, downvote the crypto dingdongs in the comments.

3. If you have twitter, tweet at them. tweet at @discord and reply to Jason’s tweet with whatever dunking and booing you feel like.

4. PASS IT AROUND. Tell your friends with nitro. Tell your favorite group chats and servers. Encourage them to do the same.

This is one of those situations where we need massive and decisive backlash RIGHT NOW to nip it in the bud. Your input really does matter right now. Shouting down shit like this has gotten even companies like Patreon to reverse course on bad decisions. Even the stupidest tech bros do respond to enough screaming. So SCREAM. Remind them where their real money comes from, and scare them away from the planet-destroying fake money.

Caramelldansen turns 20 this year and frankly I am not prepared for that.

My observations of how people draw Spamton:

*WAS THAT AN [[OFFER]] I [[SMELL]]?

*DON'T WORRY I CAN GET [[closer]]

*A LITTLE BIT [[CLOSER]] DON'T RUN

*I'LL [Package Arrive] AT THE SPEED OF [Broadband] YOU WATCH ME

I made an entire comic just to make this shitpost headcanon about Cap’n playing harmonica. 

This took me three days please reblog this,,

I want an entire episode of Super Giant Robot Brothers where, for some silly reason, Thunder and Shiny launch into a literal prank war with each other.

Like, Thunder and Shiny hacking into each other and making themselves say and do stupid things. Making the other look like an idiot on the news.

Just utterly harass each other and pretend like nothing's happening when Alex is around.

Alex: "What's going on here?"

Thunder and Shiny: "Nothing."

They immediately go back to glaring behind Alex's back.

taken last night in vrchat, a girl with an all might avatar was tearing it up then i asked my boyfriend (the prince) to go join her

Thinking about how Zane had literally nothing, nothing at all. No memories, no family, no place. The ninja never really accepted him all too much at first, he wasn't sure who he was.

And then the Falcon appears, it helps him, and it becomes his first sense of identity. He finally feels like he has something. Like, woah, at least I am here. I'm a living being and this bird has a connection with me.

Only to find out he was a robot, and that bird was only programmed to connect with him. That he was never a human and would likely never be seen or treated the same. That he could never see himself the same. That he was simply built, abandoned, and forgotten. That he had no mother and no true father.

Just imagine how that would tear someone apart. Goddamn.