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yes it is!!!
COCK 🐔 AND 🫵🏼 BALL ⚽️ TORTURE 🏹
THE EMOJIS HELO ME
but yes!!!!!!
COCK 🐔 AND 🫵🏼 BALL ⚽️ TORTURE 🏹
THE EMOJIS HELO ME
but yes!!!!!!
yeah so if i disappear randomly you know why!
https://www.cbsnews.com/amp/news/rfk-jr-autism-study-medical-records/
THIS LMAOOO.
not to mention the fact that since modern medicine has evolved, natural selection really isn't a thing anymore in humans 🤷♀️
SHUT UP BECAUSE I LITERALLY JUST SAID THIS IN MY LAST POST IJBOL
op
im gonna kms omg i just stepped in a huge wad of gum 😭😭😭 look i get eating lunch on the floor because i do too but at least CLEAN UP AFTER YOURSELF?
and what if i told you that i did get off thinking bout that? what if i told you i had to start riding my pillow while i write this because i reread the messages
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oh baby you're making me go crazy right now. im so incredibly soaked and im in class. but i bet you like that, yeah? i bet you like to imagine that you're riding me, you're so needy. i love it. keep going baby. i want you to ride that pillow until you cum all over it like the slut you are.
i know they say virgins get wet easily, but holy shit im soaked from imagining reading that. need that so fucking badly.
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ohhh baby you're a virgin too? god that's so hot. i love hearing how needy you are for me, it turns me on so bad. i could get off just thinking about that.
The whole, "K*lling urself is a permanent solution to a temporary problem" bullshit is spouted by the ignorant lucky ones who have only had temporary problems. Some people's problems are permanent so maybe try offering actual help and support to them rather than regurgitating an overused phrase that means nothing to people with real struggles.
⚠️ ROAD WORK AHEAD ⚠️
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________________ SPEEDING FINES DOUBLED WHEN WORKERS PRESENT —————————
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⚠️ ROAD WORK 500FT ⚠️
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⚠️ END ROAD WORK ⚠️
yall are pro mental illness until they hallucinate
yall are pro mental illness until they dissociate
yall are pro mental illness until they self-isolate
yall are pro mental illness until they're paranoid
yall are pro mental illness until they split
yall are pro mental illness until it's too Scary for your comparatively neurotypical brain to handle
Tumblr is not a social media, it's an online psych ward.
Look, this is what moral OCD is like for me:
I walk past a piece of paper. I don’t pick it up because I had a long day at work and it’s very cold outside. This then becomes my internal monologue:
I didn’t pick up that piece of paper, I should have. Don’t I care about the environment? It’s not my trash, I shouldn’t have to pick it up. But also that’s how these things happen right? We place the blame on others as our environment degrades. It was just a piece of paper, it’s not like it can do that much damage. But also how do I know: I’m not an environmental expert. Maybe stray paper scraps are killing the frogs. You’re literally killing the frogs. You should look up how many frogs die a year so you know how shitty you are-No stop it.
I care about the environment, and I recycle and I joined green activism movements but is that enough? I could be doing more. I should be doing more. I should donate my entire check to charity. But isn’t it self serving to think that my one check could help that much? Do I really think I’m that important, how self entitled and-no stop it, reset! You are obsessing and if you fall for it, you will not eat dinner. Let it go.
Okay it’s just a piece of paper. It’s okay you skipped it this once: it could have had something dangerous on it. Yeah that makes sense. But also, that means I’m putting my own safety over trying to help the environment, which is very selfish of me. I’m just one shitty person: god how could I be so self absorbed. I should have picked up the piece of paper. I’m so selfish, and shitty and-no, no, stop it! This is not helpful. It’s fine.
It’s been a long day and I’m cold, that’s not a crime- no that’s being selfish again, you’re making excuses. You’re just a lazy piece of shit who doesn’t care about others, and selfish and God the fact you’re thinking this much about one piece of paper shows how selfish you are, you care more about if you’re a good person than anything else, you’re a piece of shit, you’re a piece of shit, YOU’RE A PIECE OF SHIT.
I get home and open up Tumblr. The first post I see says “if you don’t reblog this post about the environment you’re as complicit as an oil billionaire.” I close my computer and resign myself to looking up the state frog populations until I go to bed.
I don’t eat dinner.
The amount of frogs that die a year is somewhere from 200 million to over 1 billion.
i want you to ride me when im needy, i wanna ask and beg to touch you while looking at you bounce up and down on my lap, want you to mock me cause im being all pouty, want you to tell me how good it feels while im yearning to touch you, (IM SO HORNY, CAN YOU TELL?)
–🍏xx
oh yeah? you like getting teased, hm? don't worry, i'll tease you any time, whenever you want me to. even in public. you want a brat? you got one. and after you're through with me and i finally let you touch me after you wait patiently like the good girl you are, i'll give you a reward and make you see stars, baby.
good god this was way longer than i thought it would be 😭
thinking about riding a girls strap while she tells me what a good girl i’m being
ate an apple, would much rather be eating you out, pretty baby
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oh i would let you eat me out whenever you crave me. but i also love eating apples. esp my apple anon.
(open pages for better image quality)
the moment I heard elphaba's delivery of "there's a girl i know..." in i'm not that girl i knew i had to draw this comic, i strongly recommend listening to it while you read for the full experience!
this comic is a companion to this piece (which was inspired by glinda's delivery of the same line in the i'm not that girl reprise).
pages 1-4 are from elphie's pov, pages 5-8 are from glinda's.
prints of individual pages: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8
flower meanings in order of appearance:
trans women belong in women’s spaces. women’s spaces are made better by the presence of trans women.
when ur talking to a new online friend and they say "bloody" for the first time
where my fellow autistic lesbian that use sex/masturbation as a form of stimming? like yeah im seeking sensory input, input your strap into me 🫠
i need a sub masc so bad like I NEED ONE RIGHT NOW like omg pleasepleasepleasepleasepleaseplease
desperate femme this.. desperate femme that.. give me a desperate butch. give me a butch who’s begging to touch me. give me a butch who’s so far gone the only thing they can do is stare and look like they’re about to jump on me.
thinking about sucking on someone's clit on my knees....
come on, baby, keep pushing this pretty pussy against my mouth just like that. you taste so good, i love sucking on this clit... you can go harder than that, baby. fuck my face just like you're gonna fuck my pussy later
“tits or ass?” thiiiiiiiighs. dreamy sigh. doesn’t matter how big or small, how muscular or chubby, doesn’t MATTER I will BITE THEM. CHOMP. you will have to pry me off with several peoples’ help. even then I’ll go kicking and screaming.
Summer is a great concept but i hate the fact that im so lonely during it
listened to them rant abt nerdy things for like over an hour and im just like sitting there with hearts in my eyes like pleaseeee top me top me top me top me
"AND ANOTHER THING" im taking my shirt off
till its bleeding?? too bad im into that, yeah? wont let it get that bad, just till you're asking me to touch you again, till you're aching for me so much i cant help but feel bad (I NEED TO DO VILE THINGS TO YOU)
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oh ur into that? i am too. baby ill let you do vile things to me, im so wet already just thinking about it.