I Can’t Even Handle This. 

“ hey, cap! oh man, it’s still so crazy that i can just, like, come up to you and be like ‘hey what’s up’, you know?? anyway uhm, i was actually sent here on a mission — kind of, i guess — there’s this party. for heroes, or whatever? uhm, i was told to invite you. personally. so .. yeah! ”

"Hm," Steve stood with his arms lightly crossed as the young teen rambled on nervously in front of him. It was almost endearing how even after months of being around the Avengers on a semi regular basis he still acted so nervous around them.

"So, who's sending this invitation?"

reki and langa, age 17: i love you so much, i want to be with you forever, let’s skateboard together infinitely

cherry and joe, age 20-30-whatever-the-fuck: ......... u are.. stupid and... i don’t like u..... *aggressively pines*

The way he hates John

I get you bucky. We all do.

“Life is locomotion”

literate & semi selective WALLY WEST / THE FLASH

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Sheridan: How can you choose a Moroi over the Alchemists?

Sydney: Unlike the Alchemists, Adrian fucks me in a way I can really enjoy.

What to do if you suddenly find yourself homeless

FOOD

Find your nearest food bank or mission, for food

grocery stores with free samples, bakeries + stores with day-old bread

different fast food outlets have cheaper food and will generally let you hang out for a while.

some dollar stores carry food like cans of beans or fruit

SHELTER

Sleeping at beaches during the day is a good way to avoid suspicion and harassment

sleep with your bag strapped to you, so someone can’t steal it

Some churches offer short term residence

Find your nearest homeless shelter

Look for places that are open to the public

A large dumpster near a wall can often be moved so that flipping up the lids creates an angled shelter to stay dry

HYGIENE

A membership to the YMCA is usually only 10$, which has a shower, and sometimes laundry machines and lockers.

Public libraries have bathrooms you can use

Dollar stores carry low-end soaps and deodorant etc.

Wet wipes are all purpose and a life saver

Local beaches, go for a quick swim

Some truck stops have showers you can pay for

Staying clean is the best way to prevent disease, and potentially get a job to get back on your feet

Pack 7 pairs of socks/undies, 2 outfits, and one hooded rain jacket

OTHER

first aid kit

 sunscreen

 a travel alarm clock or watch

 mylar emergency blanket

 a backpack is a must

 downgrade your cellphone to a pay as you go with top-up cards

 sleeping bag

 travel kit of toothbrush, hair brush/comb, mirror

 swiss army knife

 can opener

Reki [on the phone]: Send dudes.

Langa [visibly confused]: Do...Do you mean nudes?

Reki: I’m in a fight, I need people.

Langa: YOU'RE IN A WHAT?!

Joe [snatching the phone]: I'll be there in five minutes, Reki.

Joe [yelling into the house]: Miya! Get your baseball bat we are going to help Reki!

Miya: ON IT!

The Falcon and the Winter Soldier incorrect 7

my heart 🥺

controversial opinion but ive suffered enough and should get everything i want for forever from now on and also im pretty cute