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Zemo: "the super soldier serum is the worst and nothing good has come from it."

Bucky: "Counter argument, Steve Rogers"

Zemo:

Send a NSFW rumor about my muse and they’ll react to the fact that it’s spreading.

[Sam, walking behind Steve and Bucky holding hands]

Sam: “OoH, lOoK aT uS, wE’rE aLl In LoVe AnD hApPy AnD nOt DeAd InSiDe.” Get fucked, both of you

i bet in the mcu in the history classes they say steve and bucky were “really good friends” and then all the queer kids chuckle

//Reblogging this from my Pidge RP Blog//

Send 🎳 for our muses to go bowling together!

touch-starved starters!!

❝ no one’s ever done that to me before. ❞

❝ could you play with my hair? ❞

❝ i can’t remember the last time i did this with someone. ❞ 

❝ that feels nice. ❞

❝ i haven’t been hugged in years. ❞

❝ i never want to let go. ❞

❝ let’s just cuddle forever. ❞ 

❝ you put your arm around me and i literally felt my knees buckle, this is so pathetic. ❞

❝ i just want to be held for a little while. ❞

❝ you’re legally obligated to keep holding me. ❞

❝ i think i forgot what human contact felt like. ❞

❝ i need to remember what hugs feel like. ❞

❝ do you mind if we stay like this for a little longer? ❞

❝ my family was never the touchy-feely type. ❞

❝ i’ve never been in a relationship before, so i don’t really know how to do the whole…kissing thing. ❞

❝ you were my first kiss. ❞

❝ could we cuddle, like, platonically? ❞

❝ i’m in desperate need of a hug. ❞

❝ i didn’t even know i was ticklish there! ❞

nonverbal memes

add + to reverse who does the action

[ attention ] for your muse to touch mine as a way of getting their attention  [ sleep ] for your muse to wake mine  [ cover ]  for your muse to cover mine with a blanket or a jacket  [ lift ] for your muse to give mine a hand stepping up or over something etc.  [ kiss ]  for your muse to come up to mine and kiss them without warning  [ run ] for your muse to run their fingers through mine’s hair  [ braid ] for your muse to braid mine’s hair  [ embrace ]  for your muse to hold mine  [ smile ] for your muse to smile at mine from across the room  [ wave ] for your muse to gesture to mine to come closer  [ panic ] for your muse to grab mine’s arm or get behind them in a moment of danger  [ touch ] for your muse to rest their forehead against mine’s [ weep ]  for your muse to catch mine crying  [ eat ]  for your muse to offer mine food [ hit ] for your muse to attack mine  [ love ] for your muse to touch mine as a show of affection or reassurance  [ nap ] for your muse to fall asleep against mine  [ rest ] for your muse to rest their head in mine’s lap  [ look ] for your muse to catch mine staring  [ seduce ] for your muse to touch mine sexually  [ help ] for your muse to lean on mine for support  [ give ] for your muse to offer mine their arm  [ entwine ] for your muse to hold mine’s hand  [ laugh ] for your muse to laugh at something mine did  [ dance ] for your muse to dance with mine  [ sit ] for your muse to pull mine into their lap  [ yell ] for your muse to calm mine down  [ cry ] for your muse to wipe mine’s tears away  [ dream ] for your muse to wake mine from a nightmare  [ surprise ] for your muse to show up at mine’s house without explanation  [ fix ] for your muse to treat mine’s injury  [ sacrifice ] for your muse to get hurt protecting mine  [ guard ] for your muse to step between my muse and danger  [ taste ] for your muse to cook for mine  [ sing ] for your muse to sing to mine 

Someone: *insults Vanya in front of her*

Vanya: *whispers to Allison* Should I care?

Someone: *insults Vanys in front of Five*

Five: Bitch, you better run.

Five: Vanya, are you alright?

Vanya, crying: Yeah it's just the onions.

Five, to the onions: What the fuck did you to Vanya.

Chris’ cursing over the years

“ your shield is so shiny ! especially for something that’s been beat up a couple of times. hey, remember that one time i stole it ?? that was crazy. ”

"That was you?" He joked, "Ehhh, I could've swore that was some other spider kid."

The second time the universe breaks Dick Grayson’s heart.

Sincee multiverse is now canon AA! Steve coming and just decking MCU Steve is now a very (un)likely possibility

AA!Steve won’t ever deck anyone. He’d make MCU Steve sit through a 55-slide PowerPoint presentation explaining why he needs to get his shit together and ask Tony out already (he faked his death obviously, this is now canon because I said so).

616!Steve is going to chew into MCU Steve for abandoning his duty to protect the world by going off to play house in the past. His slight head shake, as his eyes dig directly into the other man’s soul, makes MCU Steve feel appropriately guilty.

Ults Steve will just be like, “If you aren’t tapping that ass, then move over, because I sure as hell am gonna 🗡.”

Earth 3490 Steve just gives MCU Steve a look of pure disgust for squandering away so many chances. He personally carries a very confused, but flattered, MCU Tony bridal style to bed and tucks him in, muttering angrily (and without a sense of irony) about stubborn blonds with huge sticks up their butts.

1872 Steve basically waves his pistol at everyone and says, “I’ve only had this Stark for a day and a half. If anything happens to him, I’ll kill everyone in this room and then myself.”

EMH Steve is just terrified af when he sees MCU Tony because “He is smaller than my Tony, I didn’t think that was possible. What the hell Rogers, why haven’t you been covering his six all this while?!?!”

Meanwhile MCU Steve’s like, “You guys don’t understand. I’ve been trying to ask him out for six years but he’s thicker than a bed of rocks. He thinks my gestures are threats and hasn’t stopped being a cantankerous idiot for two seconds to realise I’ve been asking him to dinner almost every weekend since we met on Nick Fury’s helicarrier!”

AA, EMH, 616, Ults, and 3490 steve when they see MCU steve being an asshole

😂😂😂

Steve couldn't help the undignified snort he let out at the kid's words. Eye patch guy? It took him a couple of seconds to compose himself before he took the crumpled letter and read it over.

He schooled his expression, carrying the persona of the Captain and eyeing the young man before him.

"Seems serious," Steve started, he'd never been great at keeping secrets but with Tony swearing to dismantle his bike if he let the party slip he had no choice but to bite his tongue. Hiding behind the white lie he folded the letter and stuck it into his back pocket.

"We better get goin' kid,"

“ hey, cap! oh man, it’s still so crazy that i can just, like, come up to you and be like ‘hey what’s up’, you know?? anyway uhm, i was actually sent here on a mission — kind of, i guess — there’s this party. for heroes, or whatever? uhm, i was told to invite you. personally. so .. yeah! ”

“Hm,” Steve stood with his arms lightly crossed as the young teen rambled on nervously in front of him. It was almost endearing how even after months of being around the Avengers on a semi regular basis he still acted so nervous around them.

“So, who’s sending this invitation?”

“ hey, cap! oh man, it’s still so crazy that i can just, like, come up to you and be like ‘hey what’s up’, you know?? anyway uhm, i was actually sent here on a mission — kind of, i guess — there’s this party. for heroes, or whatever? uhm, i was told to invite you. personally. so .. yeah! ”

"Hm," Steve stood with his arms lightly crossed as the young teen rambled on nervously in front of him. It was almost endearing how even after months of being around the Avengers on a semi regular basis he still acted so nervous around them.

"So, who's sending this invitation?"

That mission took way too long.

h it’s already 6:38 AM

Not to be a weeb on main but I would die for Tohru Honda.

Steve: will you vibe with each other and be homies ur whole life

Sam: bet

Bucky: bet

Steve: i now declare u bro and dude you may now hit the juul

If u don’t love damian wayne unconditionally ur a pussy and a coward and i want nothing to do w u

Damian: What do we want?

Teen Titans: Pizza!

Damian: When do we want it?

Teen Titans: Pizza!

you are my sunshine

my only sunshine

you make me happy

when skies are gray

you’ll never know dear

how much i love you

please dont take

my sunshine away

Howard: Was I a bad father, Tom?

Tony:

Tony: My name is Tony.

Peter: I didn’t choose the thug life, the thug life chose me.

Steve: Thug Life?

Peter:

Steve: Drop the T.

Peter:

Steve, arms outstretched for a hug: Bring it in, son.

what the fuck is bandersnatch. what the fuck is bird box. i am watching fantastic four rise of the silver surfer