One Of The Cooler Parts Of Growing Up Is Realizing That You Were Being Incessantly Lied To Throughout

prison is fucked up regardless but the fact that you can do a prison sentence for copyright infringement is especially insane to me. you deserve to lose your autonomy because we might have potentially made money from that thing. i imagined you did a crime against me so now one day you'll have to hear your son ask his mother who you are.

Vampire that’s dirt poor, doesn’t have a sprawling manor or vast riches accumulated by interest. Can’t afford those black leather boots they really want. Travels as a bat to save money not cuz they like it.

i dont feel love or affection for humankind. i only declare war against aliens

NEVER let men be masculine. hold the line soldiers

My partner

My boyfriend is not horny; he is wholesome. he needs everyone to know he is basically ace. Yes this is a post making fun of him. Yes he asked for it. 0 horny in that man.

Not sure how you could interpret this information as landlords being the ones facing a crisis, but go off.

The Stargazer

A4 Gouache self portrait in the style from Disco Elysium

called The Stargazer as the thought "will the stars remember us when we return to them" has plagued me since being in hospital

i really hope they do

ps. this is my first time using gouache paints qnd Oh Fucking Boy this guy did a number on me lmfaoo

inspired by this quick thingymabob i doodled while trying to keep myself afloat

You’d get to the airport?

BEST QUEER MEDIA TOURNAMENT FINAL ROUND!!!!!

[ propaganda masterpost]

PLEASE fill in the gaps we deserve phyrexian lore

Will phyrexia posting ward off the like hundred followers and counting I’m getting from my dysphoria Elvis post?

Oh shit that sucks. I’m not the most tumblr savvy and I mainly use my sideblog so sorry if I overstepped or something :/ I have terrible internet social awareness.

Hello you are the most pussy-having neopussy haver i know, can you scissor with neopussy? This will change my plans for surgery bigly so I went to the expert 🙏

hey uh maybe this is just a really strangely worded but actually well intended ask. But given the attacks I’ve gotten in the past couple days and the lack of any details about yourself on your blog, I’m interpreting this as cruel and pointless mockery of trans girls who actually message me looking for support and/or expressing attraction. So uh yeah not cool. I also don’t like the implication that I am trying to convince anyone to get bottom surgery or bribe them with sexual attention. I love girldick. I’m just trying to demystify and promote bottom surgery as an option for those who are already considering it.