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This is for those out there who were never taught the simpler things in life, or are living alone for the first time. I hope this reaches you and helps you in some way x
I went through all of these to find the perfect, most simple instructions for each. I'll add more things over time if needed/requested <3
How to plait your hair
How to fold a T-Shirt
How to shave your legs
How to write + send a letter in the mail
How to ride a bike (with one of the people in the video learning how to ride one themselves)
How to tie a tie
How to sew a button back into a shirt (by hand)
Kitchen safety
How to make pancakes
How to wash your hair
How to fry an egg
How to clean blood off your underwear
Your first kiss
Making a resume
Creating a personal budget
How to clean cuts and scrapes
Brushing your teeth
Guide to showering and bathing properly
Staying safe on the road/in your car
How to use a washing/laundry machine
How to hand-wash laundry
44 smoothie recipes
Basic recipes for living alone
A simple house-cleaning schedule
Home maintenance (for each season)
How to make an every-day simple salad
Cleaning stains from clothes
Tips for finding a good psychiatrist
Booking a doctors appointment (with a dialogue)
Dealing with an unfair workplace
A4 Gouache self portrait in the style from Disco Elysium
called The Stargazer as the thought "will the stars remember us when we return to them" has plagued me since being in hospital
i really hope they do
ps. this is my first time using gouache paints qnd Oh Fucking Boy this guy did a number on me lmfaoo
inspired by this quick thingymabob i doodled while trying to keep myself afloat
Please I need all the help :(
if you can't reblog, comment!
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you punch nazis!
(requested by anonymous)
Honesty boxes are like shops except there’s no shopkeeper, just a box that say “take something leave something.” They’ve been shown to make a profit whilst not taking too much from people if they can’t afford to pay :)
@official-linguistics-post
*shaking sobbing covered in blood* yeah it's fine that i can't do The Thing because of my disability. thats fine. its whatever. i am completely at peace with the fact that i cannot do The Thing and i will stop torturing myself on that basis. it totally doesn't make me feel subhuman at all that i can't do The Thing. i'm so normal about my inability to do The Thing. i really am. i really, really am. it's whatever. it's fine. i'm fine. everything is FINE
You have tasty special interests, here’s a cookie
Will phyrexia posting ward off the like hundred followers and counting I’m getting from my dysphoria Elvis post?
Oh shit that sucks. I’m not the most tumblr savvy and I mainly use my sideblog so sorry if I overstepped or something :/ I have terrible internet social awareness.
Hello you are the most pussy-having neopussy haver i know, can you scissor with neopussy? This will change my plans for surgery bigly so I went to the expert 🙏
hey uh maybe this is just a really strangely worded but actually well intended ask. But given the attacks I’ve gotten in the past couple days and the lack of any details about yourself on your blog, I’m interpreting this as cruel and pointless mockery of trans girls who actually message me looking for support and/or expressing attraction. So uh yeah not cool. I also don’t like the implication that I am trying to convince anyone to get bottom surgery or bribe them with sexual attention. I love girldick. I’m just trying to demystify and promote bottom surgery as an option for those who are already considering it.
Omg I’m so sorry!!! Not an attack at all genuine question I just wanted to word it quirky, I didn’t know you were being attacked I’m super sorry to hear that! Feel free to delete this post and ignore this if I made you uncomfortable or whatever, I was just trying to be a little silly with it but I understand how you saw it.
No hate intended <3
Hello you are the most pussy-having neopussy haver i know, can you scissor with neopussy? This will change my plans for surgery bigly so I went to the expert 🙏
hey uh maybe this is just a really strangely worded but actually well intended ask. But given the attacks I’ve gotten in the past couple days and the lack of any details about yourself on your blog, I’m interpreting this as cruel and pointless mockery of trans girls who actually message me looking for support and/or expressing attraction. So uh yeah not cool. I also don’t like the implication that I am trying to convince anyone to get bottom surgery or bribe them with sexual attention. I love girldick. I’m just trying to demystify and promote bottom surgery as an option for those who are already considering it.
Lesbians!???? In canons??????
Will phyrexia posting ward off the like hundred followers and counting I’m getting from my dysphoria Elvis post?
PLEASE fill in the gaps we deserve phyrexian lore
Will phyrexia posting ward off the like hundred followers and counting I’m getting from my dysphoria Elvis post?
NO THIS ONE IS REAL WTF
"they took pluto from you" "they took dinosaurs from you" "they took neptune from you" grow a second personality trait and stop getting upset that our understanding of the world has grown since you were in 3rd grade
I called you a 10, give me more than that
she’s a 10 but she’s a little too into wanting to see your organs
@theweavers
she’s a 10 but she’s a little too into wanting to see your organs
Appreciation <3
Also lack of internet social skills so nervousness <3
Notice: user @themanyplural-blog , [you] have interacted with this unit a large number of times in a short amount of time.
Query: is this a simple expression of appreciation or is this a request for interaction?
None pizza left beef
sundress no panties
Gundramon is the most stupid Design I’ve ever seen it’s brilliant.
Thrilled to learn I'm not the only digimon fan on this hellsite. If you see this, please show me your favorite digimans.
prison is fucked up regardless but the fact that you can do a prison sentence for copyright infringement is especially insane to me. you deserve to lose your autonomy because we might have potentially made money from that thing. i imagined you did a crime against me so now one day you'll have to hear your son ask his mother who you are.
Would probably deserve it tbh. Sorry you feel like shit <3
chat i feel like dogshit today
NEVER let men be masculine. hold the line soldiers
I have one
the skeleton appreciation day fanbase is dying reblog if you're a true boner