ANNABETH CHASE YOU THINK YOU CAN DROP THE FIRST SEAWEED BRAIN ON ME AND THEN MAKE ME CRY?!?! YOU THINK

Grover: I know who stole the lightning bolt

Me, an omniscient being capable of foresight, prone to narration: he did not, actually, under any circumstances, know who stole the lightning bolt

i am an ally to all embarrassing and uncool women forever and ever

me when I hear anything against the folk of the air series ever.

ok so how do you continue a conversation after saying hello

part in the book where percy starts to realise something is Wrong about the casino because a guy he's talking to says "groovy" you will always be famous to me

Lords have mercy! Please!

Percy reassuring Annabeth that he’s ok while turning to gold because he’s always had someone there to reassure him and tell him it’s ok - while Annabeth never has. No one has ever been there to reassure her because the world she lives in isn’t one where things are ok. She had had to live with every death, every mistake, every sacrifice. In the short time they’ve been together, Percy has been the only one to show her there’s another way. She doesn’t have to shoulder the weight by herself. It’s ok.

Sally was Percy’s person and now he’s becoming Annabeth’s.

book readers when percy is revealed to be a wanted terrorist:

MATCHY MATCHY

a (canon) list of gansey’s silly phrases:

“hey, tiger”

“top shelf”

“man-child”

“manwhore”

“hooey”

“devil’s in the details”

“yee haw”

“why, hello”

“matchy matchy”

“hot as Hades”

“what fresh hell is this?”

“shindigs”

“beg pardon?”

“alas”

sometimes i’m normal about the hunger games and then i remember that in district 12 there’s a wedding ceremony where the couple toasts a piece of bread together in order to signify the beginning of their shared new life and then the main character and her love interest are the girl on fire and the boy with the bread and their first fucking interaction is when he burns a loaf of bread to give to her

Jude in TCP was something else. Imagine poisoning yourself on the daily, still doing physically challenging missions while balancing the mental load of being bullied and harboring a secret life, sleep depriving yourself and STILL attending daily family dinners and classes.