Can We Talk About How "long Story Short" Is ACTUALLY Jurdan??

Grover: I know who stole the lightning bolt

Me, an omniscient being capable of foresight, prone to narration: he did not, actually, under any circumstances, know who stole the lightning bolt

Cardan what were you thinking I wonder 🤔🤔

pinterest makes me thrive

Vivi, trying to get her siblings to behave in the mortal world.

Supernova should be banned from all galaxies. My heart was ripped out of my body. My soul was crushed. Curse u marissa meyer.

I wish i could be normal about affection but my love language is merging souls

book readers when percy is revealed to be a wanted terrorist:

i am an ally to all embarrassing and uncool women forever and ever

Percy Jackson proving he’s a true New Yorker by not knowing how to drive in the slightest and yet still feeling well within rights to lay on the horn and criticize the guy who cuts him off.